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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 12:47 PM
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Claim to have done something that's unlikely to be true
I'll start:
I just finished reading "The Bad Breath Bible" in the original Greek.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 12:48 PM
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1. I climbed Kilimanjaro in tennis shoes and shorts. In winter.
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whodiedandmadeUSgod Donating Member (503 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 12:52 PM
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2. self delete
Edited on Thu Apr-28-05 12:58 PM by whodiedandmadeUSgod
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woofless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 12:53 PM
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3. I hit a deer head on at 60 mph on a motorcycle
and survived. The deer was decapitated.
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deutsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 12:54 PM
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4. I voted for Bush
Twice
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 12:55 PM
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5. I won the ultimate fighting championship using the "crane kick"
from "The Karate Kid"

Daniel-sahn, no can defend.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:02 PM
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14. I love this.
Ever tried it? You fall on your ass.

Didn't he practice kicking with the foot that was in the air - and then had to use the leg he was standing on?

I don't see how you can get any power in that anyways, even if you could pull it off.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 12:55 PM
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6. I found Saddam's WMDs...
...in a mayonnaise jar on GOPisEvil's porch.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 12:57 PM
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9. I meant to hide that in Syria!
D'oh!
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ucmike Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 12:56 PM
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7. me and my friends stole a ufo
and drove around drinking beer, then used it to turf the highschools front lawn.

then we cut it up and sold it for parts.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 12:56 PM
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8. I proved Fermat's last theorem
Sadly I forgot to write it down before I went to bed, and now I've forgotten it.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:00 PM
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13. Yeah, that happened to me once too
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 12:59 PM
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10. I gave birth to Jesus
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:00 PM
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11. I ran for President and won fair and square....G.W. Bush
:rofl:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:06 PM
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20. .
:spray:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:09 PM
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25. Thanks,
Okay, I gotta go get some work done...and that's no lie! Bye :hi:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:11 PM
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28. Work, what is this work you speak of?
:P


Go, be productive! :D
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 03:38 PM
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36. I have completed my daily toil!
And now I will go home to my child and husband who love me. (Except the hubby just played 18 holes of golf and is napping, so I hope the kids around! :P)

The working day has ended for Debi :beer:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:00 PM
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12. I slept with Jack Kennedy
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:04 PM
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16. Of corpse you did
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:03 PM
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15. i invented the question mark
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:05 PM
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17. I'm Tom Delays democratic daughter
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:05 PM
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18. I was the first one to grind flour
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belladonna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:06 PM
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19. I slept with a Republican
And not just ANY Repug either... I slept with a DITTOHEAD :D
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loudestchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:08 PM
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21. I've discovered the cure for "Fundie Dementia"...it involves beets.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:08 PM
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22. I was one of the flag raisers at Iwo Jima
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Joe Power Donating Member (778 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:08 PM
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23. I invented the apostrophe.
A fact that my oldest son once passed on to his 2nd grade class. Something he's never quite forgiven me for. :hi:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:09 PM
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24. I kissed whoisalhedges.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:02 PM
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34. But, you DID kiss whoisalhedges! And, he grabbed your ass!
:o
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DelawareValleyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:10 PM
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26. I finished in the top three in the most recent Boston Marathon
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:10 PM
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27. I just watched penetrating and cogent analysis on Fox News.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:11 PM
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29. ROTFL!! Now THAT I know is a lie!
Good one!
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:12 PM
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30. LOL!!!
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luvLLB Donating Member (394 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:17 PM
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31. I gave Al Gore the idea for inventing the internet.
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sharonking21 Donating Member (552 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:43 PM
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32. I once got drunk with Sam Houston Johnson,
Lyndon's brother.
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 01:59 PM
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33. I have shoes
:hide:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 02:04 PM
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35. I kissed Joe Strummer.
:)
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5thGenDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 03:42 PM
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37. Here's mine
I've been to every one of the 1083 townships in Michigan's Lower Peninsula.
John
It is now 50 days, 19 hours and 18 minutes to FUNDAY.
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