Anyone wanna destroy the institution of marriage with me?

I'm bored :P

getting married and divorceing an hour later?

Supposedly, since I'm a single mom, I am already doing my damnedest to do just that.

DOWN with marriage! :nuke:

:P

Actually, I ran into a high school classmate of mine about 5 months ago. She was ranting and raving about gays and lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage. She really got pissed when I called her on her 6 marriages actually destroying the "sanctity of marriage". (6 marriages and she was only 29. She had just divorced #6). And right before she started on her spiel, she was bragging about her new lover-who is married to another old classmate of ours.
Don't you just love the idiocy of some people?

:eyes:

:hi:

:pals:

Between the two of us, we could do a lot of damage!

and the joke would be on the fundi's :evilgrin:

:rofl:

just don't tell mis :P

for awhile. Two gay people raising kids! God, the joke would be on them, wouldn't it??

:rofl:

we'll cover lunch & dinner :P

...and it's all your fault:spank:

George Bush is already taking care of destroying it by being married to Pickles- he procreated & bore those two morons. And to top it all of he's banging that THING. I mean Condoleeza, but he could also be drilling Gannon/Guckert.

I'm hetro and single. Any gays want my marriage rights? Maybe I can sell them on ebay? I'll stay single, and a gay can get married in my place. Everyones happy!

:P

I plan to never marry(been really close three times now and never went through w/ it). I would be glad to give up my slot for free-as long as the couple will babysit once a month for me.

I'm just not sure what I could do.:shrug:

just like we do

I've got a chainsaw & a wood chipper all gassed up & ready to go when it drops :P

I'm kinda bored and depressed anyway. What'cha want me to do?

I won't make ya engage in anything too strenuous

:P

Who can I chase with the pitchfork? Tell me it's you :D

don't get sidetracked :P

just look mean & wave your pitchfork :grr:

but i guess i have to send you a pic first to make sure you approve :-D

:bounce:

is it too late?

"How the Homosechals Finally Destroyed the Insitution of Marriage"

wanna direct? Just try to shoot me from the right... k?

:hi:

:P

Lessee...I'm recently divorced, and dating someone whose divorce is not yet final (and won't be for awhile), who I started dating before my divorce was final...so I am both a fornicator and an adulteress!

you can be our evil adultress mascot :P

Hey S :hug:

Ooh, my very own A!

:hi:

Where have you been all of my life?

DOWN with marriage! :P

Um, will I need a sitter?

:P

I knew you'd help :pals:

:P

and this isn't helping me to convince her otherwise :P

Oh and here are the Mr. Vain lyrics :D



Call him Mr. Raider
Call him Mr. Wrong
Call him Mr. Vain

Call him Mr. Raider
Call him Mr. Wrong
Call him insane

He'd say:
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you 'cause I'm Mr. Vain
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you 'cause I'm Mr. Vain

Call me Mr. Raider, call me Mr. Wrong
Call me insane, call me Mr. Vain.
Call me what ya like
As long as you call me time and again
Feel the presence of the aura
Of the man none to compare loveless dying
For a just to touch a hand
Or a moment to share
Can't deny the urge that makes them
Want to lose themselves to the debonair one
Hold me back the simple fact is
That I'm all that and I'm always near
One sexy can't perplex me now
You know who's raw
As if you didn't didn't know before
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you then I want a little more.

Call him Mr. Raider
Call him Mr. Wrong
Call him Mr. Vain

Call him Mr. Raider
Call him Mr. Wrong
Call him insane

He'd say:
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you 'cause I'm Mr. Vain
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you 'cause I'm Mr. Vain

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
Mr. Raider

Girls are all over the world
They hope and pray and die for men
Like me cause I'm the one
Begotten son that breaks the mold
Get a look at male epitome
Style has never seen
That makes you want to grab and hold
And squeeze real tight
Whose gonna be the one to save
You from yourself
When you wanna take a bite
Please oh baby please
You beg you want to say
You got to get some caught
Up in the charm that I laid on thick
And now there's nowhere
To run on the hook of my line
Yeah I keep many females
Longing for a chance to win my heart
With sex and pienty

Call him Mr. Raider
Call him Mr. Wrong
Call him Mr. Vain

Call him Mr. Raider
Call him Mr. Wrong
Call him insane

He'd say:
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you 'cause I'm Mr. Vain
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you 'cause I'm Mr. Vain

Call him Mr. Raider
Call him Mr. Wrong
Call him Mr. Vain

Call him Mr. Raider
Call him Mr. Wrong
Call him insane

He'd say:
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you 'cause I'm Mr. Vain
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you 'cause I'm Mr. Vain

Call him Mr. Raider
Call him Mr. Wrong
Call him Mr. Vain

Call him Mr. Raider
Call him Mr. Wrong
Call him insane

He'd say:
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you 'cause I'm Mr. Vain
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you 'cause I'm Mr. Vain

I know what I want and I want it now
I want you 'cause I'm Mr. Vain
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you 'cause I'm Mr. Vain

everyone knows the only really good stuff they did was in Germany before the got signed to Epic & got pop-ified

See: Der Erdbeermund ... now THAT is good stuff :P

I just want to destroy the *sanctity* of marriage.

:D

I'm down with that! :P

:bounce: :nuke: :bounce:

:P

I'm in a nihilistic mood tonight!
Smash the State dude, Power to the People and Right ON! Kick It over!

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No need to make it a goal. 60% of marriages end in divorced and more and more people are remaining single.