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Things I'll miss: 1. My school chums Virginia, Melanie, Doug and Kelley - Can't replace the school buddies 2. All the trees, hills and flowers - True, from April to November we have got it good, but damn - those other months, there is little more bleak (this side of Siberia) than all those hill sides barren in the winter; doubly so with snow (see point 3, infra) 3. Snow (when I can stay home) - yup. 4. Law school - I will miss the general vibe of the place, but certain individuals, both student and adminstration, will not be missed one iota. 5. Living amongst a Democratic majority - Yeah, thats a good thing, although today I ventured out into Murraysville (suburban hell) and felt cowed by awll the W stickers on cars. 6. Relatively pleasant summer temperatures - The tempatures here are not the problem, its the goddamn humidity that will kill you. 7. The friendly people - I missed them when i was in NYC - glad to have them back. 8. Bob Evans (but Texas has Owens) - Yeah, but Evans is no eat and park (see below) 9. Eat 'n Park waffles - Eat 'n Park: the official restaurant of my law school finals. 10. No sales tax on clothing - Wouldnt want to encourage nekkidness in PA.
Things I won't miss: 1. Having to drive WAAAAAAAYYYYY out to the airport - Seriously, WTF is that, i may as well fly out of friggin cleveland 2. The wretched street signs (or lack thereof): You think they are bad now, you should have seen it 15 years ago when they replaced the white and soot colored signs with the bright blue and white ones. 3. City taxes (do they have these in Texas??) - Tell me about it, but hey, someone has to subsidize all the nice facilities for the suburban kids (shit, i beat the hell out of city facilities while i was a kid growing up in the east suburbs) 4. The Steelers (once a Niners fan, always a Niners fan) - Here we go Steelers, Here we go!!! 5. Freezing my derriere off in winters - You still have a derriere? I lost mine in the winter of 1993 6. Potholes - yeah - having a suspension on my car and teeth in my mouth would be nice 7. Snow (when I have to get out) - Nah, the port authority gets me everywhere: snow, rain, brimstone, or budget crisis - no, strike the alst one 8. Terrible traffic patterns and having to go out of my way to get somewhere because of the bridges, etc.: Yeah, arent they great - its the inside edge for those who won't conform to the pack's driving methods 9. Pierogies (although I never tried one): What a precious little dumpling 10. Having Santorum and Specter as my senators (but out of the frying pan...): Working on that one, seriously!
BTW - if you enjoy cold, cheap beer and semi-nude dancers, we will be down at Bare Elegance on May 11th @12:30 pm for a post-law school luncheon and beers if you are interested; Look for me - i'll be hammered.
Where are you off to anyway?
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