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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:42 PM
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If you had a faucet in your house that dispensed something other than H2O.
What would it be?


I wish I had a Ginger Ale-dispensing fountain. I just can't get enough of the stuff.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:42 PM
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1. tequilla (n/t)
.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:43 PM
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5. I was going to say that.
:7
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:45 PM
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16. Welcome to my bad-ass world!
:evilgrin:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:52 PM
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34. But, but.......... you're a mod!
You're suppose to be all angelic! :P
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:01 PM
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42. Bad-ass Millie the Moderator
you haven't heard of me b4?
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:19 PM
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52. ...
:spray:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:18 PM
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51. Herradura Tequila
:D

Only the best
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:42 PM
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2. I think I'd want water
over whatever is coming through our pipes.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:47 PM
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27. .
:boring:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:50 PM
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32. Here I am, opening the can of....
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:52 PM
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36. YES!
:evilgrin:
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Abelman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:43 PM
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3. Ginger Ale
is some good stuff. I would probably go with...hmm...I have no clue.

Orange soda, maybe? Root Beer. It would be root beer.
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:43 PM
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4. Beer
:beer:
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StuckinBFE Donating Member (177 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:34 PM
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65. Beer is the only acceptable answer or Whiskey...
I could go for some whiskey or beer, stupid work.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:43 PM
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6. The blood of my enemies.
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:43 PM
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7. Gold
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:43 PM
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8. chocolate milk
or coffee, or corona...

I don't know! Can I have more than one?
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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:43 PM
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9. marijuana and whiskey bourbon
Edited on Fri Apr-29-05 12:44 PM by MadAsHellNewYorker
makers mark preferably
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lateo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:43 PM
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10. Blue Moon beer
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:44 PM
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11. Ginger Ale is the beverage to drink...
Edited on Fri Apr-29-05 12:44 PM by terrya
if you don't want to indulge in alcohol.

I love that stuff, also. Canada Dry makes a fine ginger ale. :-)
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:31 PM
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62. Hell yeah, terry!
I'm addicted to it. Sfter I joined the staff, the Hopleaf's owner told me that they're spending twice as much on Ginger Ale syrup tanks then they were before I got there...I'm literally depleting their supply, the poor bastards!
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:44 PM
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12. Mine already do
but I wish they wouldn't
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:32 PM
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63. You lucky lucky person.
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fertilizeonarbusto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:44 PM
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13. grass and rioja n/t
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:44 PM
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14. easy...
Guinness! The nectar of the Gods
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:44 PM
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15. Johnnie Black
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:45 PM
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17. I thought you would say a faucet that dispensed Clamato juice.
:P
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:46 PM
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21. That was my second choice. My third?
A faucet that dispensed resentment and bitterness.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:47 PM
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25. LOL!
:rofl:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:49 PM
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29. I dispense resentment and bitterness.
And once you get me flowing, I don't easily stop.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:54 PM
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37. Can I hook you up to my pipe?
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:56 PM
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40. You washed your sheets on Sunday, I hope.
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:07 PM
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43. My alt faucet will pour
world peace.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:12 PM
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47. Awwwwwww!
Paul, I love you. You're a total puss, but I love you.
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:45 PM
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18. hmmmmmmm
I could probably go with crude oil. I'd throw a party, invite all of DU, and fill the swimming pool with ginger ale for you.

Is it a deal?
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:54 PM
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39. Man....that's what I call a "shindig!"
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:58 PM
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Be careful with that oil
king george might decide that you've got W.M.D. and invade.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:45 PM
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19. You are a fountain of tasty beverage. You are a good person.
Whoop that werewolf's ass.

Fountain of cool beverage.
Fountain of cool beverage.
Fountain of cool beverage.
Fountain of cool beverage.
Fountain of cool beverage.

Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Beef - it's what's for dinner.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:47 PM
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24. Damn....you really liked that Wesley Willis I played for ya, huh?
The man was a prince among men.
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BattyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:46 PM
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20. Gatorade - Glacier Freeze flavor
I love the stuff! :9
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:46 PM
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22. Let me guess...Vernors
And you're from Michigan....
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:47 PM
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26. Nah...I prefer Schweppe's regular or Sprecher's.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:46 PM
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23. Louis M. Martini cabernet sauvignon
:9
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MessiahRp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:48 PM
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28. Campbell's Tomato Juice
I am a junkie. Funny though, I hate it mixed with anything else (i.e. V8 or bloody marys).

Rp
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:49 PM
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30. White wine cause I drink a lot of it. n/t
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:49 PM
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31. Gasoline
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:50 PM
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33. gasoline..
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:52 PM
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35. Electric Kool Aid Acid
Far out man!!
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valis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:54 PM
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38. money.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:08 PM
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44. why didn't I think of that?
dammit
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Mr.Green93 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 12:58 PM
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41. Syrup
Maple Syrup.
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:10 PM
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46. I changed my mind...
I want my faucet to pour animal rights.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:14 PM
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49. Not boiled ice cream?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:17 PM
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50. That's crazy talk
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:10 PM
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45. Ridicule, humiliation, and fascist propaganda.
Or Martinis.

Tough choice.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:13 PM
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48. What about Marxist dogma and buffalo wings?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:19 PM
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56. If I had some more taps, sure. But those wouldn't be my first choice.
Edited on Fri Apr-29-05 01:19 PM by Rabrrrrrr
:evilgrin:

Though now that I think about, if I could have a tap dispensing anything I wanted, it would be a tap that every time I turned it on it dispensed a bit of justice and an American Idol contestant (and that classification would go all the way back to the original tryouts) would be vaporized into non-existence.

I'd have carpal tunnel syndrome within a day if I had that tap, I'd be cranking it on and off so *#@*&%$# fast.
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Jessica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:19 PM
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53. Unsweetened Iced Tea ...
I drink it like water. :9
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:19 PM
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54. Coca-Cola. The nectar of the Gods. Southern Champagne.
It's the real thing!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:21 PM
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57. "Southern Champagne..."
I never heard that one before...that shit's funny!
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Joe Power Donating Member (778 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:19 PM
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55. Chimay
Yum!
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:22 PM
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58. Jack Daniels
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luvLLB Donating Member (394 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:22 PM
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59. gold
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:23 PM
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60. Pepsi
Not diet; the hard stuff. The elixir of life!
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:23 PM
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61. Jergen's Lotion
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:32 PM
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64. Like Emo Phillip's squirt gun?
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:35 PM
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67. Emo.
"A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it." :rofl:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:35 PM
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66. Donald Trump's blood
*drip* *drip* *drip* :D
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KurtNYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:48 PM
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68. Michele Chiarlo's Barbera D'Asti
dang it's good -- vanilla and dark berries with a chocolate finish
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KurtNYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-29-05 01:48 PM
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69. Pilsner Urquel
Edited on Fri Apr-29-05 01:49 PM by KurtNYC
edit because I hit the button twice
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