Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Headlines We'd Like to Read, May 1, 2005

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread		 This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 03:44 PM
Original message
Headlines We'd Like to Read, May 1, 2005
Radical Mayday: Voters in US Demand Premptive Voting

"Throw out the bums," they say.



others???
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 03:45 PM
Response to Original message
1. VP's Secret Location: The Hooters in Newark
:toast:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
snowbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 03:45 PM
Response to Original message
2. First Lady finds President having sex with...
his dog Barney! :o :o
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
snowbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 03:48 PM
Response to Original message
3. Ok.. scratch that one..
I can't do that to Barney the dog.

"Gannan-Guckert caught giving * a ___ in the oval office"
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 03:56 PM
Response to Original message
4. President and VP terrorized by cloud
Both Bush and Cheney were supposedly secreted in their secret bunkers when a dark object was seen speeding over Washington DC. Upon further examination, said object was found to be a cumulo-nimbus cloud.....Heard this on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me today, supposedly really happened this week, but hadn't heard of it before.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 03:56 PM
Response to Original message
5. "Bush Resigns In Disgrace After It Is Revealed ..........
Edited on Sun May-01-05 03:56 PM by Double T
.......That Everything He Has Said Is Not True"
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri May 03rd 2024, 06:54 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC