Vogon Poetry Generator - Democratic Underground

LynneSin

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Mon May-02-05 01:53 PM
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Vogon Poetry Generator

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml

Here's mine - a poem for Misunderstimator

See, see the pretty sky
Marvel at its big puce depths.
Tell me, Misunderestimator do you
Wonder why the three-toe sloth ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel shitty.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your bleech facial growth
That looks like
A mustard.
What's more, it knows
Your putrid potting shed
Smells of aphid.
Everything under the big pretty sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm old shoess.

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redqueen

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Mon May-02-05 01:57 PM
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1. How disappointing...

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LynneSin

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Mon May-02-05 01:58 PM
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3. you didn't get repulsed?

:cry:

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Magrittes Pipe

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Mon May-02-05 01:58 PM
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2. That's better than most "serious" poetry I've seen recently.

:shrug:

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LynneSin

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Mon May-02-05 02:00 PM
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5. Just for you

See, see the old sky
Marvel at its big burgundy depths.
Tell me, whoisalhedges do you
Wonder why the Yak ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel crappy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your yippyyiyo facial growth
That looks like
A Chocolate Soy Milk.
What's more, it knows
Your smacking the monkey potting shed
Smells of pea.
Everything under the big old sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm pig's asss.

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sasquatch

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Mon May-02-05 01:59 PM
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4. But I want remodiling tips from Slatibartfast!!

:cry:

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lapfog_1

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Mon May-02-05 02:40 PM
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7. think coastlines, especially those crinkly ones

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Wickerman

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Mon May-02-05 02:04 PM
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6. I got little different

See, see the Dead sky
Marvel at its big Pink depths.
Tell me, Carrie do you
Wonder why the republican ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel weary.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your wenkerson facial growth
That looks like
A mustard.
What's more, it knows
Your freep potting shed
Smells of pea.
Everything under the big Dead sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm mucks.

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