CAPTION the TRIAL OF THE CENTURY (oh if only)

Let the trial of the United States of America vs. George Walker Bush come to order!

Welcome to DU :hi:

Whack his Pee Pee!

people of the United States:

Election fraud
Conspiracy to commit election fraud
Conspiracy to commit judicial misconduct
Aiding and abetting judicial misconduct
Transporting people across state lines for the purpose of inciting a riot.
Abrogating international treaties
Violating international law
Racketeering
War profiteering
Bribery Corruption
Murder
Waging aggressive war
Conspiracy to wage aggressive war
Treason
Libel
Slander

You have heard the charges. What say you?

Not guilt by reason of mental incompetency.

...don't forget "It's all Clinton's fault!" :silly:

...I must've watched that for HOURS last night. Till Laura yelled at me to stop wasting water and come to bed. Man, I'm tired. Hard to focus on what's going on here. What was the question again?"

....mentally incompetent, and unable to stand trial."

(judge raps gavel on bench, calls for order)

"We will remand him into custody of "The Center for the Congenitally Ignorant", where he will reside in the "Morans" wing until such time he is educated enough to create a cohesive structured sentence."

"It was Karl's idea to out that CIA lady, Rummy was the one who wanted me to talk about yellowcake in that speech, I never much liked yellowcake myself. Dick's the guy who wanted to invade I-rack to get his Hallie-burton buddies some money, they were supposed to plant some nucular weapons but I guess they aren't any good at that either. It was the Sowdies that did 9/11, but I'm not supposed to say that, so BUTTON YOUR LIP, STUPID. Dick also told me not to tell you about his energy policy documents, or Ken Lay, or what they did to Collieforniuh. And Jeb was the one that stole the election. And Mom always liked him best!!!

"How'd I do? Don't misunderestimate George W. Bush"

OR

Gimme a T! T! Gimme an R! R! Gimme an E! E! Gimme an A! A!...

... so, I say dispense with protocol ... you know all about that, don't you, Mr. Bush, and bring the rope ..."

((sounds of 'hear, hear' ring throughout the chamber))

I give it :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :7