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Thtwudbeme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-05 08:47 PM
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So, for my atheist husband's birthday, I thought it would be fun to go
to church...and listen to Bishop John Spong talk for aproximately 3 hours.

He's a changed man; I can tell by the glazed look in his eye, and the beer in his hand!

Praise Jesus!
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hippiepunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-05 08:48 PM
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1. Wow,
poor bastard. :rofl:
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-05 08:50 PM
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2. yep i can see him born again...
:P :crazy: happy bday to him! :hi:
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Thtwudbeme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-05 08:51 PM
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3. I personally feel he would feel closer to God right now with Vodka
but, I don't like to push my beliefs off on anyone...that's just so wrong!
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-05 08:53 PM
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5. Really
Everybody knows you can't be saved without Jack Daniels :evilgrin:

(NSMA pulling a Stephanie and posting as MisU)
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Thtwudbeme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-05 08:56 PM
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7. Right! And I need another right now! Thanks for reminding me
Ha! So, now you all are posting under each other's names, eh??? Lemme tell ya...it get worse!
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-05 09:08 PM
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8. lol..
i am sure he can handle your beliefs no problem, and does. :)
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-05 08:53 PM
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4. I genuinely laughed out lout reading that.
Tell that man of yours "Happy Birthday"! :party:
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Thtwudbeme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-05 08:55 PM
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6. He is either praying or mumbling something right now....but is saying,
"Jesus Christ Almighty" a whole lot--punctuated by the beer cans opening when he feels especially Godly I think.

He will be back online in a bit; when he comes out of the born-again trance, I believe.
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