I hate middle aged women who don't know how to

leftofthedial

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Tue May-03-05 12:02 AM
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I hate middle aged women who don't know how to

1. behave properly

2. properly use their fish fork

3. get nekkid and do the nasty right on the restaurant table properly

4. n/t--the subject was a complete statement

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whodiedandmadeUSgod

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Tue May-03-05 12:08 AM
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1. what do you consider middle aged and what is a fish fork?

I think you might hate me.

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leftofthedial

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Tue May-03-05 12:19 AM
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2. middle aged--you know

between 12 and 112. Middle-ish.

If you have to ask about a fish fork . . .

Naw, I couldn't hate you!

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orleans

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Tue May-03-05 01:43 AM
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3. sounds dangerous

and a bit provocative

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leftofthedial

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Tue May-03-05 01:43 AM
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4. well, if they're middle aged and they still don't know how to

there has to be a reason, right?

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