Headlines We'd Like to Read, May 3,2005

Bush Still Thinks SS Private Accounts Winner

President Continues to Back Bolton

White House Arm and Arm with The Hammer



(Wait a second, these ARE the headlines!!!!!)

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others?

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... there's almost too many to list:

"Laura Bush Found Wandering Naked Along K Street"

"Tom DeLay Denies Drunken Plunge In Tidal Basin With Stripper"

"Dubya A Wimp, Says William Kristol"

"James Dobson Indicted For Child Molestation"

"Pack of Wild Cats Attack Frist, May Never Speak Again"

"Cheney Heart Attack Prompts Resignation"

"'I Coulda Been A Contender,' Says Santorum As Scandal Forces Resignation"

"Ann Coulter Dead; Chokes On Own Rising Bile"

"Mitt Romney Slips On Elephant Feces, Breaks Leg"

"Rumsfeld Missing In Iraq, Feared Kidnapped"

"Dennis Hastert Victim of Spontaneous Combustion, Too Much Fat Intake Say Docs"

"DC Cop's Horse Bites Bush In Tush, Stitches Required"

"Bolton Jailed, Hearings Delayed"

"Jeb Bush The Father Of My Child Says 13-Year-Old Florida Girl"

"Runaway Bride Miffed, Ignored By Press"

"Robert Novak Tells All, Brings Down Government"

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Few pay attention, many struck blind!"

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