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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 01:24 PM
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Post here and I will send you a PM inviting you to join my UFO religion.
It will be great! :woohoo:

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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 01:24 PM
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1. L. Ron Hubbard, is that you? n/t
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 01:25 PM
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2. I don't think so, Jar Jar.
:P
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 01:39 PM
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8. What? You don't want to join now?
I'll right, I'll rip up the check. But I'm keeping the nude photos you sent. :thumbsup:
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 01:25 PM
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3. What is my tin foil allowance per month in said religion ?
and what is the women to men ration ?

:P
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 01:47 PM
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10. Oh man you wouldn't believe the man to woman ratio
Bad news is, everyone must take a vow of celebacy and get clipped. Sorry, those are the rules. Except for me. Tin foil hat per diem: $27.59 :tinfoilhat:
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 01:48 PM
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11. Sorry. No celebacy for me. No frelling way
:P
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 02:12 PM
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18. Um, I was kind of in this deal for the human cloning and free love...
...oh, well. Celibacy and a snip-snip are not for me. When I got out to Nevada you'd probably try to sell me a timeshare, anyways. I guess there's always the Unitarians!
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 01:26 PM
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4. Your UFO looks like a hubcap from a '54 Studebaker
Proof of intelligent design!
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Champion Jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 01:34 PM
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5. Bah, My UFO death cult religion can whup yours any day...
Edited on Tue May-03-05 01:36 PM by Champion_Jack
http://www.subgenius.com/
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 01:38 PM
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6. you've DEFACED Bob!!
what'll i do for slack now?


:cry:
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Champion Jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 01:49 PM
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13. Send me 30 bucks and I'll tell you how to get eternal Slack
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 01:51 PM
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16. HEY!!!
that sunds just like organized religion!


:rofl:
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 01:39 PM
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7. im in
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 01:46 PM
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9. Ooooh! Is it like that one with all the cloning and free love?
'cuz I've been shopping around, and those are much better selling points than say, catholicism.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 01:50 PM
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15. And outrageous head gear!
Gotta have that in any self respecting religion!
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 01:49 PM
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12. Me! Me!
I'll join anything, as long as it means I don't have to DO something. I do enough somethings every day.
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 01:49 PM
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14. already packed!
but my potato salad is MUCH better than my slaw!

oh, can i bring my cats?
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 01:53 PM
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17. Potato salad would be great
Yeah bring the cats. I don't think THEY have ever seen cats before.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 02:14 PM
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19. Will I still be able to order pizza?....
...:shrug:
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 02:17 PM
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20. Good question. And do they have TiVO?
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 02:55 PM
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Did I send you a PM for the secret cult, yet?
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gardenista Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 02:17 PM
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21. Will I still get to make snarky jokes about mojitos? nt
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 02:25 PM
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22. I'm in!
:bounce:

:loveya:

:bounce:

:P
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 02:55 PM
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23. We'll see, I think I will have to put you on double secret probation
for a while though.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 02:55 PM
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24. Should I wear black?
:popcorn:
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 03:04 PM
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25. Do you own a pair of Nikes?
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 03:13 PM
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26. IT'S A HOAX - HE JUST WANTS FREE BEER
Don't do it people!!! Stay away from this thread :nuke:
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