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frictionlessO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 02:02 PM
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One night Moonbeam Starlight drank too much and posted this thread!
Late November back in 2004... oh what a night. Probably the best haiku thread ever anywhere in the history of the internets.

The DU Lounge proudly presents this encore showing of
"I drank too much wine, and now I shall make up haikus about bush"
by Moonbeam Starlight and many other lounge lizard elitist riff raff.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2042966
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frictionlessO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 02:11 PM
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1. Hey, Ya'all a bunch of haiku haters or what???
Or am I just thinking of excuses to kick this??
and if you like any of the haikus come back and paste your faves!!
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 02:15 PM
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2. i loved this moonbeam starlight one
bush wishes for drink
cannot drink the Fat Bastard
but instead, is one.
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frictionlessO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 02:28 PM
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7. Ahhh the haiku that made me spit $60 tequilla on my 'puter!
Was one of my faves as well!
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 02:45 PM
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14. more gems
from moonbeam starlight:

the cost is pure blood
the price is our mortal souls
hang your head in shame

from GOPis Evil:

George W. Bush
You are just a punk-ass chump!
Kiss my fat, white ass!

from frictionlessO:

War haiku

their innards on dirt
is the gasoline in tank
your profit at hand

me:

oepidus w. bush

hey george double-u
can't you kill dad and fuck mom
and leave us alone?
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the Princess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 02:19 PM
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3. Hey Fric!
Riff Raff??

Nah I'm RABBLE!
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 02:24 PM
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4. is that haiku?
:shrug:
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the Princess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 02:29 PM
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8. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Could be

:popcorn:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 02:36 PM
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9. what does that mean?
Edited on Wed May-04-05 02:38 PM by progmom
:shrug:

on edit - you just need to put it into the 5/7/5 syllable format...
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the Princess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 02:37 PM
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10. Just what it said
:)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 02:38 PM
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11. all i got from your post
is that you're hungry

:shrug:
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the Princess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 02:42 PM
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13. That's an interesting take on it
You're a very interesting woman!~
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 02:45 PM
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15. that is what I thought this guy meant
:popcorn:---either that or sitting around for a flick :shrug: :hide:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 02:56 PM
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16. thanks
I thought I was losing it. :shrug:
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frictionlessO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 02:26 PM
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5. no you are a rabble rouser!
or you can be hamburgler "robble robble robble"!
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the Princess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 02:27 PM
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6. LOL
The Hamburgler! LOL
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 02:41 PM
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12. I haven't seen the hamburglar in a long time
is he serving time in the state pen for stealing all those delicious meat-like treats?
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frictionlessO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 03:20 PM
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19. hamburgler haiku
stolen from my hands
whisked away from my stomach
Grimmace did nothing.
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Celeborn Skywalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 03:07 PM
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17. I remember her.
Edited on Wed May-04-05 03:22 PM by jaredh
I was mostly a lurker then, but she always had great posts. I wonder what ever happened to her?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 03:16 PM
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18. the spirit of moonbeam starlight lives on
sometimes i swear she's still here
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frictionlessO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 03:24 PM
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20. A Progmom love haiku to DU
this pretty much captured the feeling of all us newbies.

DU rocks my world
How did I survive without
Your companionship?
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frictionlessO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 03:28 PM
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21. sweet one from LiberalAndProud
World Views

today's disaster
is republican rapture
others can but weep
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 03:36 PM
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23. a collaboration
between me and troublemakertoo

george w. bush
is the beginning of the
next Armageddon
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frictionlessO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 03:36 PM
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22. Progmom! This one absolutely rocked!!
oepidus w. bush


hey george double-u
can't you kill dad and fuck mom
and leave us alone?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 03:37 PM
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24. i am so glad you liked it!!!
:bounce:
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frictionlessO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 03:52 PM
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25. Man we were soooo pissed!! Still are, I guess...new haiku!
Still Pissed!

Im pissed off and on
Im waiting for impeachment
Im American
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