The Neanderthalmobile (pix included)

So the Prophetess and I are in Canton today at the WalMart (we beg forgiveness), and we see parked in a handicapped slot...this....thing.



The pix were taken with my phone so the quality is terrible, sorry. Here's some of the messages, for your amusement:

2 Bush stickers-one Bush/Cheney and one W'04
If 90% of you are for military strikes the rest should be tried for treason
Take a bite out of crime-shoot the bastards
More guns-less crime
Written in shoe polish on both sides: We support our troops and our president-USA all the way
Written on the back-USA: love it or leave it

And on the driver's side, this sticker:
Don't bother me-I'm running out of places to hide the bodies


After we left the store we got to see Mr. and Mrs. Doofus, and they looked every bit as much Australopithecus freeperii as could be expected. Big, lumpy, brutish looking freepers.

I really need to get my "Fucktards for Bush" stickers made up, for cases like this.

I'm big, lumpy, brutish... not a freeper tho.
Not by a long shot.

But these freepers had freeper written all over them.

Yeah, I've noticed another thing recently...

Whenever a vehicle goes flying by me on the hiway... And I
*do* mean flying. They're *always* those decked out
Neanderfreepmobiles. It's like they've got somewhere really
important to go and by having those stickers they have a "get
out of jail free card."

I really think they're of the impression they're above the law.

This type is the freeper that believes he is a Real Man, and the only true way to prove someone is a Real Man is to shoot things.

Personally, I have guns, I like my guns, I like to shoot my guns, but I don't get off by polishing my guns.

is a direct correlation to the excessive speed and general flaunting of all traffic rules. These asses tailgate me every day on the way home from my work in red land to my house in blue land.

They're *always* those decked out Neanderfreepmobiles. It's like they've got somewhere really important to go and by having those stickers they have a "get out of jail free card."

Does it work? Have you ever seen one get a ticket?

Never have...

It could be the "Baby pigeon in New York thing" tho...

And a Mini-Van, too. Did it spew great gouts of 1/2 lube burnt oil from it's worn-out-in-50K engine as they lumbered away in it?

:rofl: You're killing me. :rofl: Tears are streaming down my face as we speak. :rofl:

The logic is astounding.

This came from a post in GD (I think).

A VIETNAM INFANTRY VETERAN WANTS TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT OF OUR TROOPS, AS INDICATED BY THE DECORATIONS ON YOUR VEHICLE.

This is particularly true if you have loved ones in the service or have yourself worn the uniform.

However, I must tell you, if you have not served in the military, that the only kind of support that matters to a soldier in combat is fire support. Therefore, for your convenience, I am leaving you with a military enlistment form. If you are of appropriate age for service, I trust that you will fill this form out and take it to your recruiting office. If you are too old or young for military duty, I trust you will give it to a child or other loved one who is of the proper age for military duty.

If you are not willing to either go into combat yourself or to send your loved ones, then I respectfully request that you remove the jingoistic stickers and/or ribbons from your vehicle because you do not indeed support our troops.

I'm going to print that off. Since I'm in the DFW area, I see a ton of those "support the troops" ribbons.

I have a small college near my home, and there's a pickup truck that parks on my street with OSAMA BIN LADEN - DEAD OR LIVE plastered across the back window. W bumper sticker too, natch, which doesn't offend me as much as someone calling for bin Laden's head but unwilling to put his own ass on the line to get it.

I've seen the guy leave, he's of service age.

I drove a 1999 Aerostar for a few years, and aside from the wide-ass turning radius and lack of a decent cupholder, it wasn't a bad minivan, as such things are.

Having one devolved into a freepmobile is just a crime (sniff).

Most of the f'biles out here on Long Island tend to be giant black pickups with W04 stickers and yellow ribbon magnets up the wazoo.

wonder if they're also not the type that have been collecting SS Disability for years. I have a freeper neighbor who has never worked a day since I've lived here (12 years now), but who can chop down trees, push mow his lawn and play football with his kids. I could understand if his disability is listed as mental!

physically, anyway.

Go Red Team, or something like that. How incredibly narrow, shallow and short-sighted.

Oh-oh, I'm sounding like one of them-there lib'rul elitists! :evilgrin:

isn't beating on things with clubs, then count me in.