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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:11 PM
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HAHAHAH FOX NEWS WANTS ME AS AN INTERN!!
Genevieve

Looking for a summer internship in LA or NYC? Fox Network Groups has New York internships in sales and research. Many internships are available in LA including production, research and human resources.

For more information, contact Laura Gonzales, Senior Recruiting Associate at laura.gonzalez@fox.com. You can also check out http://www.foxcareers.com/.

Don't forget to check out the Eaglelink database for new internship listings.

HAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHH :rofl: :rofl:

Maybe I should do it and be a worm. You know, but Ex-Lax in O'Reilly's coffee?
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:13 PM
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1. Do it!!
Serriously, getg in, learn what you can about them and about the biz in general, and get the heck out.

I hate to admit it, but I contracted for Fox for several years (drama, not "news").
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:13 PM
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2. That would be a riot
Be sure to blog the experience?
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:14 PM
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3. "My Love Affair With O'Reilly"
"Baby...falafal or not?"

Ick.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 09:32 AM
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25. You need this outfit
Edited on Thu May-05-05 09:33 AM by Ellen Forradalom
The Bill O'Reilly Falafel of Love.
"
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:15 PM
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4. Take it and get spy cameras for the documentary you will make
on Faux.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:16 PM
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5. Fear the Loufa girl, FEAR IT!!
:rofl::evilgrin:
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:16 PM
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6. You need to do it!!!
and write a tell all novel
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BlackVelvetElvis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:16 PM
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7. Be a worm.
Keep a journal too.
OutFoxed-the sequel!
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:17 PM
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8. Genevieve?
How did they get that?
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:18 PM
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9. I know- a French name; you'd have thought that would've been...
Edited on Wed May-04-05 11:20 PM by WindRavenX
...an automatic red flag =)
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:24 PM
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13. Why you?
Are they sending these invites out at random?

B-)
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:25 PM
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14. no, I got it from my academic advisor
She knows I'm wicked political...I suspect this MAY be a joke on her part.
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:29 PM
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17. I didn't think FOX would really want you as an intern
And, as it turns out, they don't.

I'm glad.

B-)
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:21 PM
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10. Excuse me while I laugh now!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :rofl:


If you do it, get me an internship too! I would love the opportunity to work with such amazing news correspondents. :spray:
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:21 PM
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11. So do I
hehe ;)
I'm now hiring.
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:22 PM
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12. But can you provide me with the same valuble opportunities?
Such as learning to be a lying, soulless shell of a human being?
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:31 PM
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Not necessarily
but I can help you participate in a variety of immoral acts that are shockingly inappropriate for the workplace.
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:32 PM
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19. I doubt that'd be anything new to me
:evilgrin:
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:34 PM
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20. Then you are very well qualified
for RA's internship program. Sign up today! hehe
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:35 PM
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21. So, do I just sit around looking pretty and getting you coffee?
Do I get paid? :P
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 12:05 AM
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23. Looking pretty is part of the job.
There will also be many other jobs involved. Its hard work.
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sir_captain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:27 PM
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15. Heh...to be fair
This doesn't look like Fox News, specifically. And plain old Fox has provided us with The Simpsons and my personal favorite Futurama; hardly a bastion of conservatism.

I can't quite imagine how an internship in sales or research wouldn't be horrible, though (says the person looking forward to 36 hour on-call shifts.)
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:29 PM
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16. but imagine the potential!
Intern passes.
"Running into" such delightful human beings like Hannity and O'Reilly- just IMAGINE.
And this time they can't take the mike away from me! :evilgrin:
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sir_captain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:31 PM
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18. The possibilities truly boggle the mind
I think I have a special place in my heart for Hannity. I don't know what it is--he just seems more evil to me than even O'Reilly. Something about those eyes...he looks like a serial killer.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:53 PM
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22. You know what happens if they catch you?
They send you away in chains to Bill O'Reilly's basement where you'll be his S&M sex slave.
:scared::puke:
Then again Jeter plays for the Yankees so maybe he'll pay the randsome.:evilgrin:
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 12:10 AM
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24. Go for it
As long as they pay you something...just keep a small tape recorder with you, do a blog and get advertisers and you can get rich.

"From Deep inside the Monster Fox"
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