So I'm on the train this morning coloring my "Rugrats" coloring book...

asthmaticeog

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Thu May-05-05 02:13 PM
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So I'm on the train this morning coloring my "Rugrats" coloring book...

and people are looking at me all weird and stuff. I'm a 35-year old man, I think I can make literary decisions on my own, you know?

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khashka

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Thu May-05-05 02:15 PM
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1. You're too sensetive

They only wanted to colour too. But true to form, you didn't share your crayons, did you?

Yep. I thought so.

Khash.

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asthmaticeog

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Thu May-05-05 02:28 PM
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2. I'd have shared if they'd have asked!

They just STARED.

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khashka

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Thu May-05-05 02:33 PM
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7. There is always an excuse isn't there?

Are you begining to figure out why you've had to repeat kindergarten so many times?

Khash.

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asthmaticeog

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Thu May-05-05 02:35 PM
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8. I thought it was because nice teacher lady loved me.

:cry:

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ScreamingMeemie

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Thu May-05-05 02:29 PM
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3. I LOVE coloring!!! It's why I had kids!!!

:hi:

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jpgray

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Thu May-05-05 02:30 PM
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4. Am I to assume the nature of your "problem" was similar to XNASA's?

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asthmaticeog

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Thu May-05-05 02:32 PM
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6. There was some tenting, yes.

But the book covered it, dammit!

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Beware the Beast Man

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Thu May-05-05 02:31 PM
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5. It wouldn't have been so bad if you didn't eat the damn crayons.

Sheesh!

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johnnie

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Thu May-05-05 02:36 PM
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9. Were you using the big box?

They might have been jealous. I would be.

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asthmaticeog

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Thu May-05-05 02:44 PM
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10. Built-in sharpener, baby!

Ain't no substitute.

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xmas74

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Thu May-05-05 02:49 PM
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12. Now I gotta go to the store.

I want some crayons and a Kim Possible coloring book. Good thing is that I can pretend it is for my daughter.

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jpgray

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Thu May-05-05 02:48 PM
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11. Without puce, a set of crayons isn't a set of crayons. (nt)

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