Flirt with me...if you dare. Part III - Democratic Underground

yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:09 PM
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Flirt with me...if you dare. Part III

I might flirt back. You might crash and burn.

Go.

(As always, your fate depends upon a randomizing object.)

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SmileyBoy

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Thu May-05-05 09:11 PM
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1. Hey baby... I can't help but notice that your mouth is empty.

OK, I'm a bad, naughty boy...

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:12 PM
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3. It was close, but the fates are kind to you tonight.

C'mere. :*

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SmileyBoy

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Thu May-05-05 09:13 PM
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4. WOO-HOOO!!! SmileyBoy's getting him some!!!

:evilgrin:

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:28 PM
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33. How are you doing handsome?

Can I give you a massage?

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Ksec

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Thu May-05-05 09:12 PM
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2. Hell ..o sweet thing

I thought id died and gone to heaven but then realised it was just you.
If you'd like Ill bend over backwards to please you.

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:13 PM
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5. I'm sorry

There's nothing you could do to please me. Not tonight anyway.

:(

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Ksec

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Thu May-05-05 09:16 PM
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9. Thats OK

I figured you was fat anyway.

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MASSAFRA

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Thu May-05-05 09:14 PM
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6. If I say

something about your body will you hold it against me? (Sorry I just had to do that. I feel better now.)

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:15 PM
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7. I will not

You must remain at a distance.

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MASSAFRA

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Thu May-05-05 09:17 PM
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10. College Flashback

eom

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Jara sang

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Thu May-05-05 09:15 PM
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8. Hey baby, I've been thinking about you all day...

I just can't get you out of my head.

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:18 PM
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12. Pleasant thoughts I hope

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7th_Sephiroth

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Thu May-05-05 09:17 PM
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11. whats up baby?

wana take a ride on my pleasure train?

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:19 PM
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14. Sounds like the ride of a lifetime

:woohoo:

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7th_Sephiroth

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Thu May-05-05 09:19 PM
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15. you know it baby

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:30 PM
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36. Be still my heart

:swoon:

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7th_Sephiroth

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Thu May-05-05 09:36 PM
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45. i'd carry on

but there is a ban on sex treads

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VelmaD

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Thu May-05-05 09:19 PM
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13. I'm having the weirdest feeling...

of deja vu. :shrug:

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:20 PM
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17. It is part III

The randomizing object says no. :cry:

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VelmaD

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Thu May-05-05 09:22 PM
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22. Hmm...no I don't...

have a weird feeling of deja vu? *confused look* Ooooooooo-k. :crazy:

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blueknight

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Thu May-05-05 09:21 PM
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19. hey baby

how would you like to come to kentucky on derby day and ride my horse:evilgrin:

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:31 PM
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38. You're flirting with Velma in my thread?

:cry:

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VelmaD

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Thu May-05-05 09:32 PM
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40. What can I say...

it's hard to top my reputation as the #1 Lounge flirt. But you're making a damn fine run at it. :)

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MissB

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Thu May-05-05 09:20 PM
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16. I tried this once.

:shrug:

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:21 PM
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20. It's working for you tonight

You look marvelous, Sweets.

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MissB

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Thu May-05-05 09:23 PM
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25. Whoo-hoo!

Thank you very much.

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:32 PM
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39. I always obey the randomizing object

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Zuni

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Thu May-05-05 09:20 PM
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18. hi

:hi:

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:22 PM
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23. Alas, it is a no for you

but :hi:

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Zuni

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Thu May-05-05 09:30 PM
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35. no for what?

I was just trying to be nice. I am not some kind of weird cyber sex fiend.
I'll be sure to bring flowers next time I post in one of your threads

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:43 PM
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55. No for flirting

I love flowers, but the choice isn't mine. It's the randomizing object - it decides.

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MrScorpio

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Thu May-05-05 09:22 PM
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21. Like soft spring rose petals in the cool morning light

When I think of you, my mind embraces delight

Just for you, Sugar Pie

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:24 PM
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26. You are a silver-tongued man

How could I resist you?

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valis

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Thu May-05-05 09:22 PM
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24. yvr girl, you are interesting.

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:25 PM
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28. And so are you

I'd like to know you more.

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valis

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Thu May-05-05 09:31 PM
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37. Well, I'm the opposite of a macho man.

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:34 PM
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43. Sensitive and artistic

or not a man at all?

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valis

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Thu May-05-05 09:36 PM
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46. Sensitive and artistic. But also, I don't drink and I don't smoke.

So, I'm a girlie man...

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:39 PM
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50. I don't smoke either

I drink a little. I'll stop if you want me to.

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valis

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Thu May-05-05 09:40 PM
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52. It's OK, as long as you don't pass out on me...

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:46 PM
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57. I won't pass out

I might laugh and get really flirty though.

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valis

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Thu May-05-05 09:50 PM
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60. That would be real fun, from time to time.

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:54 PM
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63. I think so too

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Blue-Jay

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Thu May-05-05 09:24 PM
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27. I must have missed parts I & II.

Tonight, I wasn't so lucky.

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:26 PM
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30. But the randomizing object likes you

Edited on Thu May-05-05 09:27 PM by yvr girl

that's a good thing isn't it? :*

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bigwillq

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Thu May-05-05 09:25 PM
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29. My, what nice feet you have!

Can I touch them?!:evilgrin:

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:27 PM
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31. Yes you can

Will you paint my nails?

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bigwillq

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Thu May-05-05 09:28 PM
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32. SURE!

WHen I'm chilling at home with my fam, my job is top take off my mom's toe nail polish and then my sis paints them. FUN, HUH!!:bounce:

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:29 PM
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34. Not sure that I want to be lumped in with your mom and sis

:shrug:

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bigwillq

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Thu May-05-05 09:36 PM
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47. I was just saying....

how I would be a good toe nail painter since I have some experience.

Now, you made me cry....:cry:

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:44 PM
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56. I'm sorry, baby. Let's start again.

Do you want to paint my toenails?

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Redstone

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Thu May-05-05 09:33 PM
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41. The randomizing object says:

"Answer unclear; ask again later."

Doesn't it?

Redstone

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:35 PM
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44. It breaks my heart, but it said no

I even tried twice. :cry:

It's not me, it's the randomizing object!

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Redstone

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Thu May-05-05 09:40 PM
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53. If it said no, that's final, and we must accept its judgement.t

It IS the Object, and its judgements must be obeyed.

Redstone

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:42 PM
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54. I'm so sad

:cry:

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Redstone

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Thu May-05-05 10:06 PM
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68. Sad you may be, but that's the way it is,

and we just have to live with it.

The Object is the final authority.

Redstone

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Arkana

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Thu May-05-05 09:33 PM
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42. How strange...I'm posting, yet regretting it as I do it.

Weird.

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:37 PM
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48. But cupid hit me with his arrow when I saw you

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Arkana

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Thu May-05-05 09:38 PM
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49. Wow, that didn't take much.

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:39 PM
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51. It's all in the hands of fate

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Arkana

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Thu May-05-05 09:49 PM
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58. Then let us see where the night takes us, my lady.

Edited on Thu May-05-05 09:50 PM by Arkana

;) :P :bounce:

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:53 PM
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62. I'm game

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Arkana

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Thu May-05-05 09:57 PM
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66. Wow, the randomizing object was kind to me.

:evilgrin:

I'd like to think it's my irresistible charm (which I don't have), but, sadly, I know I just got a good hand from the randomizing object. Oh well--a man can dream. :P

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:59 PM
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67. You only have to get past the randomizing object on the first post

After that you're in.

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KamaAina

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Thu May-05-05 09:49 PM
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59. Wouldn't you like a nice fresh lei?

the floral kind, silly :evilgrin:

the shops in Chinatown are still open for a few minutes :-)

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:52 PM
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61. Hawaii is one of my favourite places on earth

I would love a lei, as long as you give me a kiss when you give it to me.

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KamaAina

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Thu May-05-05 09:54 PM
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64. Your wish is my command, Madam

:loveya: :hug:

(mainland-based DU has no :lei: smiley!)

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 09:55 PM
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65. Call me, Kitten

I can purr.

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sparky_in_ma

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Thu May-05-05 10:20 PM
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69. What's a nice girl like you

doing in a thread like this?:smoke:

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 10:24 PM
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71. Hi Sparky

:loveya:

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sparky_in_ma

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Thu May-05-05 10:35 PM
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77. The object said yes?

:bounce: I LUV yvr girl.:bounce:

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Huckebein the Raven

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Thu May-05-05 10:24 PM
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70. What's new luv ?

Why don't sit down with a nice red and see where things go ?

:D

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 10:26 PM
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73. That sounds like the best plan

Edited on Thu May-05-05 10:26 PM by yvr girl

:toast:

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Huckebein the Raven

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Thu May-05-05 10:31 PM
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75. Fantastique. Vous êtes très belle

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 10:35 PM
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78. Thank you

:* You are handsome.

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margaritamama

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Thu May-05-05 10:26 PM
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72. flirt till you drop!

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 10:28 PM
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74. As long as you flirt back

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RevolutionaryActs

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Thu May-05-05 10:32 PM
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76. Mommy.

I made brownies today. Not Betty's recipe, but still they were damn good. :9

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 10:36 PM
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79. Sounds yummy

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RevolutionaryActs

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Thu May-05-05 10:38 PM
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80. I giggle uncontrollably when I hear the word "brownie"

:rofl:

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yvr girl

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Thu May-05-05 10:40 PM
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81. silly girl

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Thu May-05-05 10:51 PM
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82. Locking

No popularity threads

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