Friday morning joke.

On their way to get married, a young couple was
> > involved in a fatal car accident. They found
> > themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting
> > for St. Peter to process them. They began to wonder:
> > Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St.
> > Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter replied, "I
> > don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked.
> > Let me find out," and he disappeared. Two months
> > passed and the couple was still waiting. As they
> > waited, they had time to discuss the ramifications
> > of being allowed to marry in Heaven, along with the
> > eternal aspects of it all. What if it doesn't work?
> > they wondered. "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"
> >
> > After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned,
> > looking a bit bedraggled. "Yes," he informed them,
> > "You CAN get married in Heaven."
> >
> > "Great!" said the couple, "but we were just wondering,
> > what if things don't work out? Could we also get a
> > divorce in Heaven?"
> >
> > St. Peter, red-faced with frustration and maybe a
> > tinge of un-angelic anger, slammed his clipboard onto
> > the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened
> > couple. "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted, "It took me
> > three months to find a priest up here! Do you have
> > ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"
> >

BUAHAHAHHA
:rofl: