"If I had ............ , I sure as hell wouldn't ............... "
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Fri May-06-05 03:58 PM
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"If I had ............ , I sure as hell wouldn't ............... "
Edited on Fri May-06-05 03:58 PM by kmla
Fill in the blanks. Then let's discuss.
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Fri May-06-05 03:59 PM
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1. If I had a shitload of money, I sure as hell wouldn't
Edited on Fri May-06-05 04:00 PM by stopbush
live in the USA. I'd be cavorting on the French Riviera with my residence in Monaco and my money in Euros.
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Fri May-06-05 04:00 PM
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2. if i had a president who wasn't a complete fucking idiot,
i sure as hell wouldn't be worried about all the evil motherfuckers who are pulling his strings.
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Fri May-06-05 04:00 PM
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3. potato salad; give any to you.
I'd eat it all. :D I love that stuff. :)
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Fri May-06-05 04:16 PM
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Both are yummy. But watch, out, everyone. Maddy's Bogartin' the potato salad...
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Fri May-06-05 04:19 PM
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I love German potato salad, so that's what I'm bogartin'. :D
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Fri May-06-05 04:13 PM
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4. 99 bottles of beer on the wall......99 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around, and have 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Fri May-06-05 04:16 PM
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6. won the lottery yesterday
Be here at the office today!
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7. Gotten out of the house on time
Still be at work right now. :grr:
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Fri May-06-05 04:20 PM
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9. A million dollars....have to eat Kraft dinner
Sing it with me now. "If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner - but we would - of course we would, we'd eat more" "And buy those fancy, dijon ketchups. Mmmmmm!" :9
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