For the ladies in the Lounge who just want marriage...

xmas74

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Fri May-06-05 09:22 PM
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For the ladies in the Lounge who just want marriage...

check out these lovelies!
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

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FloridaPat

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Fri May-06-05 09:27 PM
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1. I just thanked God for my single status. Thanks for the site.

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xmas74

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Fri May-06-05 09:28 PM
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2. What? They are all up for auction.

Edited on Fri May-06-05 09:34 PM by xmas74

Did you see that one of them was sent back?

Hi there ladies, pick me. I'm itchin' to start a new life in an exciting place. I got bought by some lady in London, but she didn't like me, so I'm back. I like mini golf, stock cars, video games... and long walks on the beach. but there aint any beaches around here.

Country: Texas Border Town, U.S.A.

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Runcible Spoon

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Fri May-06-05 09:29 PM
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3. this has gotta be a joke.

what, no hot Ukranian beefcakes looking for a greencard?

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xmas74

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Fri May-06-05 09:31 PM
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4. no but here's a winner!

I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up "souvenirs".
Country: New Mexico, U.S.A.

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jmm

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Fri May-06-05 09:37 PM
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5. My results from the compatibility test

Hans of Hannover Germany

"German sailor seeks mermaid".. During my long hours out at sea I often wonder if my soulmate is near or far. I have been successful at werk but not in love. Yes, I've had too much schnitzel but I have a sexy attitude and I'm not shy about my body.

With a Mr Right like that my mom's never getting those grand babies she's been bagging for.

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xmas74

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Fri May-06-05 09:39 PM
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6. did you check out the couples?

Thousands of couples have found happiness and companionship through Mail Order Husbands, Inc. Including Arlina and Mark...

Date: July 1998

Scenario: Arlina had an urgent case. As a result of a self-imposed deadline of being married before she reached 33, she knew that she only had a few weeks to meet and marry her man. With few legitimate prospects in her remote location, Arlina turned to Mail Order Husbands, Inc. (MOH)

MOH is used to these situations.

Arlina met her husband, Mark (right), through the MOH print catalog. Their affection blossomed when Arlina sent for him in his homeland of Latvia. Mark's understanding of English is rough due to his learning disabilities, but they are both fluent in the language of love.

"Not only was MOH able to provide me a variety of bachelors to choose from, but I was able to beat my deadline by 2 weeks when I ordered Mark. Thank you, Mail Order Husbands!" -Arlina

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