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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:10 PM
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MY God is bigger and better than YOUR God
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:11 PM
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1. Well My God could beat up your God with one arm behind His back!
Neener! :P
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:12 PM
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I'll bet he drives a golf cart, too
:D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:13 PM
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4. Yeah! Your God's toes aren't safe!
:D
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VermontDem2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:12 PM
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2. No mine is
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:13 PM
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3. WANNA BET??? Behold, in all his glory
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VermontDem2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:15 PM
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8. rotflmao
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:15 PM
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9. Your god looks like he gets into psychedelics.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:16 PM
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11. Ack!!!! VermontDem's God does mushrooms!!!!!!!
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VermontDem2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:17 PM
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13. lmao
what does your god look like?
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:22 PM
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21. Well right now
My god looks like a big pile of books that I need to get to worshipping or I will be failing my classes. Sorry, I don't know how to post pics.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:14 PM
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5. Yeah? Well MY god has laser beam eyes
and magic underpants. Take THAT, Horus!
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:15 PM
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7. does he have a kung fu grip as well?
:D
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:19 PM
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17. Crap! You found his *one* weakness.
I told him to squeeze the tennis ball a little more often, but did he listen to me? Noooo.
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:15 PM
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6. God is Dog spelled backwards. . .
n/t

:evilgrin:
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:16 PM
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10. Viagra-G: Guaranteed to make your God bigger
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Best_man23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:16 PM
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12. My God is an Elder God
Behold the mighty Cthulhu!
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:23 PM
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23. Cthulhu for President!
Why settle for the lesser Evil?

'Nuff said.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:18 PM
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14. My God is EVERYWHERE!!!
Is yours?
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:19 PM
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16. see for yourself!!
Isn't he grand????
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:19 PM
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15. MY God challenges your God to a game of rock, paper, scissors


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=321365#321625
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VermontDem2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:25 PM
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25. I can beat him
unless he cheats.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:27 PM
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27. Look at the guy he beat to win the Championship
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:21 PM
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18. Don't know about bigger...
...but I'm pretty sure my god is better hung than your God.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:22 PM
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19. *whips out tape measure*
:D
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:26 PM
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26. Seriously!
GOd has like the best bachelor pad in the Universe. Mine dosen't even have a car and runs around in the woods. Yet look who has the Babe. Tell me there isn't a little something goin on in the jeans there.

*wiggles eyebrows*
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:39 PM
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35. God may have the best pad...
but he's too holier-than-thou. ;-) Total turnoff.
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:22 PM
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20. My God Tastes Like Chicken!
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:23 PM
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22. ROFL!!!!!
:hi: Cush
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Philostopher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:43 PM
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37. Well, for your God's sake ...
if He tastes like chicken, keep Him FAR away from Cthulhu!
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:23 PM
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24. The Kingdom of God is within
When's lunch?
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:29 PM
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28. My God lives in San Francisco
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VermontDem2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:30 PM
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29. That image came up when I imaged googled 'God'
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:34 PM
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32. I googled God too
:)
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:36 PM
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33. I never considered using Google...
to choose my religious affiliation. Though I suppose it's not any weirder than the luck-of-the-draw, that's-what-I-was-born-into method that most people seem to use. :shrug:
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VermontDem2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:38 PM
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34. You should try it
:)
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:40 PM
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36. If I'm ever in the market...
for a God I'll be sure to give Google a try. :-)
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Bridget Burke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:31 PM
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30. The Goddess rules (in all her guises)


Max Ernst: "The Virgin Spanking the Christ Child before Three Witnesses: Andre Breton, Paul Eluard, and the Painter"

(from the invaluable ArtChive--note, this link asks you to become a member--just click through to see one of the best sites on the web--I joined to avoid the popups)

www.artchive.com/ftp_site.htm
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 02:32 PM
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31. My God created gays and lesbians....
because it pleased God to do so.

Why is this such a difficult concept for some people to handle?
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 03:14 PM
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38. BEHOLD! I AM YOUR GOD!
And I'm fricking huge!
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 03:31 PM
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39. heh
:*
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kertnom Donating Member (102 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-03 03:33 PM
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40. My god is the one and only god
I hope this isn't an anti-religous post by an atheist?
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Darranar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-03 04:47 PM
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48. No, it's a reference...
to general Boykins (:puke:) racist comments about Islam.
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Seneca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-03 12:04 PM
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41. Every time I try to talk to someone...
it's sorry this, or forgive me that and I'm not worthy!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-03 12:07 PM
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42. but *I* don't WANT to beat anyone up!
why are you ALWAYS gettin ME into fights Midori?

i'm a peacenick and now i gotta fight ALL these "subGawds"??

shit. and i was making lasagna for dinner.

*sigh* settle for takeout tonight?

i'm gonna be REAL busy
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-03 12:23 PM
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44. ROFL
My Lord and Master has spoken!!! :D
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FDRrocks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-03 12:20 PM
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43. Man 1: Do you believe in God?
Man 2: No...

*Bang*

Man 1: Do you believe in God?
Man 3: Yes
Man 1: Do you believe in my God?
Man 3: No

*Bang*

MY GOD HAS A BIGGER DICK THAN YOURS!

Thanks George.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-03 04:18 PM
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45. bwahahahahahaha
:D
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-03 04:22 PM
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46. Well, my "god" has a vagina!
So there! :hi:
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ProudGerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-03 04:48 PM
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49. shit
Suddenly, this atheist is beginning to feel religious.
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Cat Atomic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-25-03 04:37 PM
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47. My god is an Honor Student and Roosevelt Middle School.
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