Paper cut or lemon juice in the eye? - Democratic Underground

Jara sang

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Mon May-09-05 07:27 PM
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Paper cut or lemon juice in the eye?

O.K. the paper cut is at the spot where your fingernail meets your finger and it runs along the nail for about an inch. The lemon juice in the eye, was from when you were cutting lemons and forgot to wash your hands and you rubbed your eyes. Hands were soaked in lemon juice. in fact let's just say that a lemon seed somehow gets stuck in your eye, because you were so wasted making your favorite alcoholic beverage that requires lemon juice and you just fucked up royally. Paper cut / Lemon juice seed. Choose!

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sam sarrha

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Mon May-09-05 07:50 PM
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1. zipper in the foreskin....

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Jara sang

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Mon May-09-05 11:42 PM
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2. Yikes

Don't say that!:scared:

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tjwmason

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Tue May-10-05 04:06 AM
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9. I'm trying not to think about it - but

surely that should be foreskin in the zip, rather than the other way around.

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Huckebein the Raven

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Tue May-10-05 04:09 AM
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10. hell no

:scared:

I'll take a paper cut before that. Damn.

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TheProphetess

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Mon May-09-05 11:44 PM
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3. Paper cut because the lemon juice goes away

but the paper cut takes awhile to heal, so it just keeps hurting and hurting and hurting....I do it all the time, too! :(

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evlbstrd

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Mon May-09-05 11:48 PM
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4. Lemon juice in the paper cut.

Then you rub your eyes.

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Mon May-09-05 11:51 PM
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5. NONONONONO! My dear evlbstrd!

Hmmm, that sounds funny...

My answer to the question: NONE OF THE ABOVE, FOR CRYIN'OUT LOUD!

Yikes, that smarts...

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evlbstrd

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Mon May-09-05 11:55 PM
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6. Be careful around envelopes and lemons!

How was your weekend, CP? (If I'm not being too familar!)

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Tue May-10-05 12:02 AM
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7. I NEVER mix envelopes and lemons! lololol

My weekend was lovely, if hectic...Nice to go through and experience it and nice to have it over...

You can call me whatever you like! And no, you're not being too familiar! Lots of folks here call me CP, some call me Peggy; anything nice is *ummm* nice! I hope yours was tranquil and happy...

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evlbstrd

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Tue May-10-05 12:04 AM
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8. Glad to hear it.

I have my bathroom remodel almost finished. Nice to have a pot to pee in!

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giant_robot

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Tue May-10-05 04:16 AM
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11. I can't believe nobody's said this yet, but...

...what about lemon juice IN your nasty paper cut?!!? I'm sure all of us who put ourselves through college as bartenders or cocktail waitresses know about that one!

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