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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 09:51 AM
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Poll question: Whan a womman doth comport herself in such a manner of dresse...
...so that the gentry might think her virtue to have been besmirch'd by some regiment, foreign or domestic; dost thou think her comportment to be as "trashe?"
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 09:53 AM
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1. But is that BAD?
We still haven't established that, have we?

Trashy good, trashy bad...the world may never know.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 09:53 AM
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2. Back into the coalroom with thee, slatern!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 09:54 AM
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3. heh
you said "doth" :D
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 09:54 AM
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5. Rakish brute!
:o
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 09:59 AM
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6. oh now you're just making me all horny
Edited on Tue May-10-05 09:59 AM by matcom
:D
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 10:05 AM
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9. What is this? I've not cuckolded you!
I am not your WIFE! :o
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 10:13 AM
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11. a guy can dream can't he?
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 10:14 AM
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12. Thine dreams are as the Scottish grass in the early morn!
:o
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 10:15 AM
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14. prickly?
:7
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 09:54 AM
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4. My ass is like "woah."
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 10:03 AM
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8. Great... I really needed that in my head.
:grr:
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 10:02 AM
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7. Take thee mine rapture upon thine visage and shirt-front.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 10:23 AM
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17. Taste the edge of my rapier, whoreson scoundrel!
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 10:27 AM
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18. Forsooth! I can feel thine blade
stirring in the very centre of mine liver!

Thrust sharply, brigand, and thrust with haste - this is too much to bear!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 10:29 AM
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19. My thrustings shall not cease till your very breath be gone!
Thou foulest of seducers and pirates!
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 10:34 AM
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21. Oh, happenstance! I lay blood-drenched and spent! I die!
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UncleSepp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 02:06 PM
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39. That sounds really dirty, I hope you meant it that way :-)
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 02:18 PM
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42. Whatever suits thee.
;)
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 10:12 AM
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10. Without a doubt.
Funniest thread EVER on DU. :D :thumbsup:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 10:14 AM
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13. Mockest thou our righteous indignation?
Fie, harlot!
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 10:18 AM
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15. I mockest not thou righteous indignation.
I do nominatest it for greatest. :shrug:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 10:19 AM
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16. But greatness is reserved for the Holy Light of God!
Heathen!
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 08:51 PM
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44. .
:D
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 10:32 AM
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20. Yea verily.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 10:56 AM
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23. Yet you struggle all the more to clutch at her withered dugs!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 11:22 AM
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27. Aw, man...
did you really have to go there?

You didn't grow up on a farm, did you? :scared:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3624368&mesg_id=3624368&page=
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 10:46 AM
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22. Verily, a trollop and a harlot is she and any such proceedings against her
which upon a womman of virtue wouldst be considered an indignity and an great eville is upon her the just rewardes of her comportment and is a well-deserved sullination and reminder to her of her broken and corruptte state, and no man shall be foundeth guilty of immorality who dost so act upon such a womman who is so without the Light of Christ Majesticke in her essence.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 10:57 AM
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24. Most well spake.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 11:13 AM
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25. Olde Peg lived down in London towne
She'd suck you off,for half a crowne.
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cassandra uprising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 11:20 AM
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26. I render thine verbiage and logic most knavish.
If thine virtue is layne in judgment of a man's most hannis and inconsistent eyne, then I cry nay.

Forsooth be a young lass desirable and confined in thick drapery she is deemed prudish and cold.

Ere while the lass be comely and free to don so accordingly she is dammed as a harlot, most despised and rude.

I ask thee, where be a man's judge of propriety?
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 11:28 AM
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30. Well said, for a womman.
If womman you be!
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cassandra uprising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 11:52 AM
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34. I be the most foulest and scurvy
alien demon!

neither femme nor fowl!
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HEIL PRESIDENT GOD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 11:25 AM
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28. Thou describest not
If the regiment be Swisse, Burgundian, or of the Saracen, and thus I cannot answere.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 11:27 AM
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29. Alas! They are Spaniards!
:o
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HEIL PRESIDENT GOD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 11:41 AM
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32. Then methinks the stain shalt cometh out
if she soaketh her kirtle in a hogshead of monkey pisse.
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gordianot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 11:28 AM
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31. ðeah ðes middangeard and þis manna cyn !
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 11:42 AM
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33. HAHA! This is the best laugh I've had all day.
Close down the lounge, whoisalhedges wins.
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chemenger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 12:05 PM
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35. Mayhaps, such a womman may be thought of
as trashe. Be that as it may however, Such is the womman I be looking for. Can you point me towards her general directions. I would like nothing more than many a ribald night spent with such a trashe womman.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 12:06 PM
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36. You bawd!
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 12:10 PM
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37. Trashy = Bad
Nasty = good!

RL
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 12:46 PM
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38. Doeth the lass enjoy..tis all.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 02:13 PM
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40. oh just stop it with the archaic gentry speak you piece of trashe
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 02:14 PM
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41. Tempt me not, harlot, lest I become churlish....
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 02:20 PM
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43. do not exaserbate me, offal, be my vassal lest i become turbulent
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