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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 12:44 PM
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CONFESS!!!!! What gives you gas? (and I don't mean a gas station)
I had some ice cream - nuff said!
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 12:45 PM
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1. guinness
:toot:
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 12:52 PM
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Absodamnlutely
Very musical.
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 12:45 PM
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2. CONFESS!!!!! threads
I rip 'em, baby.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 12:46 PM
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3. Phillips Exxon BP
Shell
Sunoco

:evilgrin:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 12:48 PM
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7. Obviously you can't read my title
since I said gas station

Smartass!
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 12:46 PM
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4. Stress :) n/t
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Jessica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 01:03 PM
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16. Same here ...
x(
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LisaM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 12:46 PM
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5. Potato/tomato soup
I've only had it once in my life and it was a nightmare. It wouldn't have been so bad, but I happened to be getting an ECG that day and the woman wouldn't let me sit up (I needed to, believe me.) She kept shoving me down and the gas kept getting worse and worse and it was absolutely excruciating (but it turned out my heart murmur was benign, at least.)
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 12:47 PM
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6. It seems to be my natural state
No extrinsic forces needed!
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 12:50 PM
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8. GARLIC!!! n/t
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 12:51 PM
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9. dairy products
and beer.... and most anything eLse.
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5thGenDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 12:52 PM
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10. Just a few drops of vinegar in your bean soup quells the toots
Ah, the things one learns enroute to looking up other things. And, yes, I did sidestep the actual question.
John
38d/22h/8m to you-know-what.
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 12:54 PM
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11. At My Age,...
...just about everything!

Sometimes I think I could replacethe cannons in the "1812 Overature"!

FRAPPP ta da da da da da dum dum dum....FRAPPP ta da da da da da dum dum dum.....
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histohoney Donating Member (584 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 12:57 PM
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12. Raw broccoli
Learned that one at a wedding, no I was not meant to be the music!:blush:
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 01:00 PM
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13. mmmmm curry
and anything with onions. And sulfured apricots - walking :nuke:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 01:01 PM
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14. Respiration.
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Joe Power Donating Member (778 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 01:01 PM
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15. Raisin bran and a whey protein shake
My kids still talk about that day with a sense of awe and wonder.
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 01:07 PM
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17. Egg salad
Peeee Yoooo!
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Bzzzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 01:12 PM
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18. Beans...beans...
the musical fruit...the more you eat...the more you toot...the more you toot...the better you feel...so let's have beans for every meal!
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patcox2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 01:20 PM
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19. Jerusalem Artichokes, scientifically proven gassiest.
True fact. Gassiest thing in existence.

Many people have excessive gas simply because they swallow lots of air along with their food and drink.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 01:22 PM
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20. Pretty much any raw vegetable
But cauliflower is by far the worst.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 01:24 PM
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21. Everything, seemingly
It would be quite impossible for me to keep canaries.
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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 01:40 PM
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22. Eggs. nt
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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 01:41 PM
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23. White Castles
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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 01:42 PM
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24. dupe..delete
Edited on Tue May-10-05 01:42 PM by Strawman
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