Good news on severed goat heads: Satan not involved

underpants

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Tue May-10-05 02:03 PM
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Good news on severed goat heads: Satan not involved

http://story.news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050510/od_nm/goatheads_dc

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - A lazy worker, not a satanic cult, was responsible for severed goat heads that caused a scare at a Vancouver-area school, Canadian police said on Monday.

Police were called in after goat heads were twice found on a bench outside a school in nearby Chilliwack, British Columbia, prompting fears in the suburban community that it had been targeted by a satanic animal killing.

A 19-year-old worker at a local slaughterhouse has admitted he took the two heads with the intention of having them mounted, but then changed his mind and left them at the school in hopes a janitor would dispose of them.

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matcom

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Tue May-10-05 02:04 PM
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1. SHIT!!

looks like i owe you $5 x(

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underpants

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Tue May-10-05 02:20 PM
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3. Always with the "Satan did it" aren't ya?

Somethings are not the work of Satan. Those things are the work of God. This is one such. Goat heads on a park bench are the work of God.

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matcom

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Tue May-10-05 02:37 PM
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5. i know, i know

that's what you ALWAYS say!

you just wait though. SOME DAY it WILL be Satan's work and THEN you'll be eating crow mister

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Renew Deal

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Tue May-10-05 02:04 PM
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2. It sounds like Bush and the Mule fucker had a date.

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Zuni

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Tue May-10-05 02:34 PM
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4. ohhh...those severed goat heads

the ones around my pagan altar still haven't been discovered. Whew :evilgrin:

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Magrittes Pipe

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Tue May-10-05 02:38 PM
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6. The Dark Lord is ALWAYS involved.

:evilgrin:

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