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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:39 PM Original message |
I Humbly Submit My Application To Become DU's Official Lesbian |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:40 PM Response to Original message |
1. Does this mean you get a daytime talk show? |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:41 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. i can't WAIT to race that Tony Danza!! |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:43 PM Response to Reply #2 |
8. FOCUS!!! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:44 PM Original message |
obviously, YOU haven't seen the video *I* have! |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
21. Oh yeah THOSE |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 04:21 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. wait. you need THIS |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
3. Make a deal with Subaru to provide Foresters for special gifts. |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:42 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. oooooooo i LIKE THAT!! |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
4. I am a gay man trapped in a woman's body |
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ucmike (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
6. i can support this. but i have one concern... |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:43 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. oh, i'm the real deal |
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curse10 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
9. trucks. we need tax breaks on trucks. |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
10. Damn, I was hoping for.... |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
11. I accept your application and offer you this snack |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
12. Um, do you think you should discuss this with Mrs. Matcom first? |
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BlackVelvetElvis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
13. Yeah, but are you wearing the right shoes? |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:45 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. right |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
14. NO! |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
15. You forgot cats |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 04:29 PM Response to Reply #15 |
31. but INDOOR only |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
17. If you want to be a token lesbian, you have to get at least one fact right |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 04:23 PM Response to Reply #17 |
24. Yeah, I'm not getting the lime jello thing either... |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 04:30 PM Response to Reply #24 |
32. hahahahahaha |
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jonnyblitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
18. you will have to grow a mullet also. nt |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
19. So when are you having your operation? |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 04:01 PM Response to Original message |
20. If anyone can convert women to Lesbian, Matcom it's you |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 04:21 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. aw shucks |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 04:24 PM Response to Reply #20 |
26. LOL... Just like my ex Dennis... |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
25. Ha Ha - You are losing to a girl! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 04:24 PM Response to Reply #25 |
27. since we are lesbians... |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 04:26 PM Response to Reply #27 |
30. Oh my! Yes, please! |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 04:24 PM Response to Reply #25 |
28. thats a surprise? thats why I withdrew, and the fact |
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stellanoir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 04:25 PM Response to Original message |
29. but how on earth |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 04:41 PM Response to Reply #29 |
33. i'm a size 6 |
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stellanoir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 05:10 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. I'm talking appropriate style honey |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 05:13 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. i like rhinestones |
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stellanoir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-05 05:19 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. okay and it figures |
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