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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:25 PM
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In light of near extinction of all red heads everywhere
please take a moment and sign up!

I herby pledge that I, ____________, do solemnly swear to keep the red head population alive. Be it by purely " invigorating Physical" means (or by boring scientific means :cry:), I pledge to do Everything and Anything within my grasp to only commit "acts" that "facilitate" the betterment of red-heads everywhere.



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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:26 PM
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1. Brilliant !
:yourock:
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:27 PM
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3. i had to think a moment
we can't have sex threads now can we?

:evilgrin:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:27 PM
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2. I will gladly donate my very essence to the cause.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:28 PM
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4. i bow to you my liege
Edited on Tue May-10-05 04:29 PM by chickenscratching
on edit: your essence, it be of a good nature?
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:31 PM
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5. It is what it is.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:36 PM
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9. then i hearby un-bow
really, i shouldn't bother asking you serious questions anymore.

cryptic assclown
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:45 PM
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12. I hadn't realized you ever did.
Bother, that is.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:49 PM
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15. i wouldn't expect you to realize those kinds of things:
"We do not deal much in facts when we are contemplating ourselves."
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:55 PM
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18. Twain on the brain today?
"To a man all things are possible but one -- he cannot have a hole in the seat of his breeches and keep his fingers out of it. A man does seem to feel more distress and more persistent and distracting solicitude about such a thing than he could about a sick child that was threatening to grow worse every time he took his attention away from it."
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 05:23 PM
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19. sammy c is in my heart
"TURN UP YOUR NOSE at red heads! What ignorance! I pity your lack of taste.

Why, man, red is the natural color of beauty! What is there that is really beautiful or grand in Nature or Art, that is not tinted with this primordial color? "

he knows where i'm coming from
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 05:46 PM
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23. But he's just a man.
"To create man was a quaint and original idea, but to add the sheep was tautology."
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 08:19 AM
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29. "Such is the human race.

Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:31 PM
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6. red head kick
Edited on Tue May-10-05 04:32 PM by chickenscratching
:wtf:
don't you get it??! don't you want my species to continue????
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 10:27 AM
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39. We won't become extinct if we use sun-blocker!
I'm a natural red-head, who enhances it a little (Aveda Madder Root conditioner also contains henna) now that I am older, so it remains more red than blonde.

I can't handle the sun for long, however, without getting seriously burned. I have to use the total sunblock lotions.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:35 PM
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7. I was born with sandy brown hair
I should do my part.

I need red head wimmins, lot and lots of red head wimmins.

For the sake of humanity!
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:53 PM
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17. for the sake of humanity
perfect, you'll do just fine
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:36 PM
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8. My brother is helping the cause! Here's my beautiful baby niece
and she has RED HAIR! (My brother and his wife both have dark hair.)
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:44 PM
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11. awww
you just melted my heart.

don't let her dye it!
;)
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:44 PM
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10. Redhead Reproduction Centers Must Be Set Up Throughout The Land....
.....to insure the continuation of this most magnificent and treasured hair color type of the species.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:45 PM
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13. exactly
i'm planning on being chief of staff

:evilgrin:
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 05:25 PM
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20. From what I have been told
by some redheads, MO is where the redheads are. Maybe we should quarantine them there??
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:47 PM
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14. sign me up pLease
and i'LL fiLL in for anyone eLse. :evilgrin:
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:49 PM
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16. are you sure you
can handle it? i AM very feisty you know
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hyphenate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 05:35 PM
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21. I'm a redhead
born one, too. Of course, I started to turn grey when I was about 22, and have kept something close to my regular color for many years. I'm going a little lighter these days, but I still pledge to remain red until I'm dead.
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 05:38 PM
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22. done
Edited on Tue May-10-05 05:38 PM by mark414
I hereby pledge that I, Mark, do solemnly swear to keep the red head population alive. Be it by purely " invigorating Physical" means (or by boring scientific means ), I pledge to do Everything and Anything within my grasp to only commit "acts" that "facilitate" the betterment of red-heads everywhere.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 08:21 AM
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30. score!
thank you, thank you! i wont let the red heads die!
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 05:50 PM
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24. Sign me up!
:9
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Spacemom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 06:03 PM
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25. Still Life with Woodpecker
has some interesting things to say about Redheads. :D
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 06:32 PM
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26. Robbins wrote that book about me !
... and HippieSlackerWriterDude is my "Bernard". I swear !!!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 06:54 PM
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27. Then can I at least be your A'ben Fizel?
The curvature is true, but not the slightness.
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 08:40 PM
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28. Bring it, baby !
HippieSlackerWriterDude is in his 'fugitive phase' at the moment, so this Princess is definitely taking applications ... ;)
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 09:05 AM
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35. You bring the red hair, I'll bring the pack of Camels.
:evilgrin:
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 09:36 AM
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36. Gonna erect a pyramid for me ?
;)
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 09:50 AM
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37. Heh.
You said "erect," princess.
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 10:03 AM
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38. Ahem.
I like my pyramids sturdy. :evilgrin:

I won't say another word.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 08:22 AM
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31. I'm in!
I herby pledge that I, Heidi, do solemnly swear to keep the red head population alive. Be it by purely "invigorating Physical" means (or by boring scientific means ), I pledge to do Everything and Anything within my grasp to only commit "acts" that "facilitate" the betterment of red-heads everywhere.

(Amen.)
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 08:29 AM
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32. My resources would be no good to you I'm afraid
:evilgrin:
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 08:46 AM
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33. Sure they would !
HippieKid's got red in her hair (especially obvious in the sunlight) and her dad's African American ...
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 09:04 AM
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34. Okay then sign me up
:)
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 10:37 AM
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40. My beard is RED
not one or two hairs but flat-out red-My hair is the kind of light brown that used to be childhood blond. Although now it is turning gray (sigh).

In the wintertime when I'm wearing a hat people usually think I'm a red-head. My grandfather was a straight red-head, as is one of my cousins, so I think the gene is there.

Am I on the team?

P.S. I am also freckled!
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 01:18 PM
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41. you're in like flynn!
welcome to the club! :)
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 01:23 PM
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43. Woooo-hoooooo!
Now that I'm on the team I'll let my agent haggle over the signing bonus..... ;)
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 01:40 PM
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44. Signing bonus ?
Start spreading those readheaded genomes, we'll talk money later. :evilgrin:
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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 01:22 PM
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42. I have dark blackish brown hair with Red undertones
in the summer the sun bleaches it red...

As I have gotten older I have it highlighted in a dark red.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 02:37 PM
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45. on more kick for red heads everywhere! RED HEADS UNITE!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 08:44 AM
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46. Redhead kick for Chickenscratching.
One does not start a movement from the Lounge's back pages!
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 08:48 AM
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49. hehehe
exactly! thank you :hug:
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 08:46 AM
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47. Sign me up for this task
Edited on Thu May-12-05 08:47 AM by Dark_Leftist
I'm a fan of redheads

:P
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 08:47 AM
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48. oh you were on the list ages ago DL!
;)
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 08:48 AM
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50. Thanks
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 08:50 AM
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51. oh wait wait
actually, you're is lost at the moment? hmmm, says something to do with leonardo??
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 08:53 AM
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55. We can overlook that can we ?
:D
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 09:00 AM
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56. did i hear something?
oh it must have been the WIND!

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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 09:02 AM
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57. You can't resist DL
:P

even if he does like Leo. Opposites attract ?

:D
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 09:03 AM
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59. shit
dammit, i just can't be pissed off about leo... x( fine!!!!! i admit it, i can't resist!!!
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 09:05 AM
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61. Excellent
:evilgrin:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 08:50 AM
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52. The way I understood it, DL . . .
Edited on Thu May-12-05 08:50 AM by Heidi
you and a select handful of other discerning DU redhead appreciators are on Chickenscratching's top secret, highly classified "Roster of Prospective Charter Members" list. ;)
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 08:51 AM
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53. i'm very picky you know
and being a narcissist i only pick people that shower me with meaningless compliments so i can feel good about myself. but we all know who's on top of my list....http://us.news3.yimg.com/img.news.yahoo.com/util/anysize/345,http%3A%2F%2Fus.news2.yimg.com%2Fus.yimg.com%2Fp%2Fap%2F20050512%2Fcapt.lon80205121047.britain_star_wars_lon802.jpg
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 09:06 AM
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62. He looks like a redhead to me! (nt)
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 08:51 AM
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54. That's good to hear
:)
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 09:03 AM
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58. My nephew has brilliant long curly red hair. I doubt he will have
children. But his hair is his pride and joy. :bounce:

PS when I say long, I mean almost-to-his-knees long.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 09:04 AM
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60. brilliant!
get him mass producing asap, please!
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 09:21 AM
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63. *choke* now don't get me wrong, I'd die for my nephew, I adore him
to the nth degree, he is the apple of my eye. But for him to have children would be cruel to the children. He has Asperger's, quite badly. He has an extremely hard time making it in the world. :shrug:
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