Are you a good dancer? How would you rate yourself from 1 to 10?

Got any stories about good or bad dancers? Ever practice at home in front of a mirror?

Hell, when it comes to music, I've got good enough rhythm & coordination, & used to be a rock drummer & all. However, I just could never put it all together when it came to dancing. I'd rate myself a 5 on the dance floor, and I'm not happy about that.

I've always envied people who were naturally great dancers, especially this one guy in college who was a real introvert on our freshman floor, and kind of goofy & dorky, too...or so we thought. One night he just happened to show up at this bar downtown where there was a band playing and where we were all trying to pick up chicks. We talked the introvert into having a few beers, and next thing he's asking some hot girl to dance and she actually accepted. Well we're all getting ready to laugh our asses off, but were we ever surprised. They hit the floor and the introvert just happens to be the best dancer anyone's ever seen. People were just standing there watching this guy dance. The hottest chicks were asking him to dance after that all night long. Jesus could he move. After that, he went from being the floor introvert to the dorm hero.

Damn, I wish I could dance like that!

I am a heinous dancer. I dance like George Wanker Bush orates.

What makes you such a terrible dancer? Just no rhythm? Really stiffen up?

...and beg me to go home. (No..not with them..Just Go Home!)

I'm a Walking Contradition....Perfect Pitch..Play Sax very well..
and dance like absolute Shit!
(I keep thinking of the Chord Patterns and Structure).

Being a former drummer who prides himself on rhythm, I can't believe how much I stiffen up when it comes to dancing. Yikes!

(being a Musician and all that)
I tell then "Well..I was always on stage and didn't really get a chance to practice".

Actually I just Suck! :)

I think I'm a zero.

C'mon, lets have it....a little story or something. At least identify yourselves!

Damn good

Have you always been good or did you have to work at it?

When I was single, it was a great way to meet the ladies

:hi:

:hi:

Guess I have good rhythm although maybe too old to do splits anymore. LOL, maybe I don't drink as much anymore.

I make Elaine Bennis look like Ginger Rogers. When I dance people call 911.

Do you do things like just stumble around the floor real stiffly, or by any chance are you one of those people who hops around like you're on a pogo stick or something?

:hi:

chocolate covered lug nut, on a boat, in a storm, during an undersea earthquake.

I asked and I received!!

.They dance better than I do.

and the best man tried to stuff a spoon my mouth to keep me from swallowing my tongue

Damn..that's Funny...

and I won't even mention what happened to the cake

and I could cut the rug, clean it, refurbish and put it back where it came from before the song was done. When I took to the floor, the ladies would join me, three four or five at a time. When I was on, I was a 15.

Something told me you'd be awesome out there on the floor and not be bashful about it either! :toast:

i love to dance :bounce:

serious former club junkie here

it's one of the things i actually CAN do :7

you're on the smilie warpath tonight, ain't ya? :P

Oh nevermind! You wouldn't be interested anyway :P

I got rhythm, I got moves, I got action, I got sexuality, I got emotion, and I got intensity.

I get down.

I'm it.

B-)

i voted 2-4 only because I don't know who elaine is.

NOW, 'night, all

I was also a cheerleader. Not to brag, but I'm pretty good!!

I'm bad, but certianly not as bad as Elaine!

I gots me some rhythm

I have no rhythm.