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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:21 PM
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RandomKoolzip: God of Rock and Roll
Oh, and body odor, too. Plus his teeth are all yellow. And somebody (I think it was Hera) once called him "God of Beerguts."

What the hell, though....you gotta diversify.




ROCK AND/OR ROLL!
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:25 PM
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1. Can a bass player be a rock n roll god?
just askin'
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:26 PM
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2. Uh...Phil Lynott?
Case closed.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:33 PM
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9. fair enough
and you DO look like a rock star.
:headbang:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:35 PM
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10. Gene Simmons had the best tongue in Kiss
and he was the bassist
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:36 PM
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12. Actually, Peter Criss had the best tongue.
PLEASE don't ask me how I know this.
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cassandra uprising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:27 PM
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3. Bow down chumps!
Ya heard it here first!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:31 PM
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5. Damn skippy!
Once I'm done eating this enormous burrito, the flow of groupies will commence, uninterrupted.

Ladies! One at at time, please!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:33 PM
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8. mmmmmmmmmmm
Burreeeeto... *drools*
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:27 PM
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4. You must be plaster-casted immediately.
Quick. Someone run and get a thimble.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:32 PM
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6. Thimble? Fuck that noise.
Cast-iron laundry hamper's more like it.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:33 PM
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7. Sorry I had no idea.
The thimble has always been the standard for bass players.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:35 PM
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11. You're thinking of the grain silo.
I'm a bit smaller than average.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:36 PM
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13. Bass Players on average have the longest wangs of any musician
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:37 PM
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14. Except accordian players and glass harpists.
They don't call them "polkas" for nothing, you know.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:45 PM
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21. Good thing I play the accordian
or I would never get a date. i always wondered why girls always went straight for the accordianist
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:44 PM
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19. If by 'wangs' you mean.....
..'average time spent learning to play a song', then I wholeheartedly agree.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:45 PM
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22. Zing! Zang!
Boom!


Hey, how do you get a bass player off your porch?

A: Pay for the pizza.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:47 PM
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23. no, wang means the "amount of time the player can play
without adding gratuitous self serving solos or otherwise hogging the spotlight".

oooh...SNAP
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:51 PM
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28. No you di'n't!
I've been all four before: bassist, drummer, guitarist (LEAD guitarist, I might add), and sanger, so I know from self-indulgence. There's nothing more ego-masturbating that being a lead guitarist.

Especially if you're not that great at it.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 02:08 PM
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32. Oh, I know
I have never been a singer or a very good lead guitarist (I am a much better rythym player,I am more of a Steve cropper than a Jimmy hendrix) but I have played every insturment before at one time or another.

I play with a guy who is an incredible blues player, and a wicked bottleneck slide player, but he has the biggest bloated ego I have ever encountered in a musician. He is a nice guy unless he doesn't get his way
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:38 PM
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15. Oh. Okay. Because that's what the world needs more of....
Rock Gods :eyes: What ever you say.





























You do know I'm secretly in love with you, don't you? :o
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:40 PM
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16. There are no secrets....in the room of questions.
I have no idea what that means.

How you doin, James? :hug:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:48 PM
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24. "Desire nothing and you won't be disappointed."
:silly:


I'm doing really well,

I don't mean to sound hokey, but everyone's support has made all the difference in the world. :hug:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:49 PM
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26. Where do you get those wacky kooky emoticons?
Glad to hear yer holdin' up well.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:42 PM
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17. The Deadhead with a soul patch is a rock god?
:eyes:
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:43 PM
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18. He's no dead head!
He's James Hetfield!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:48 PM
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25. Actually, I'm just trying to get those conservative assholes
to post a pic of me on their piss-ass website and write a caption.

They think they're hurting our feelings, but we're just laughing...


"Conservatism: The Big 'Duh'"
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:50 PM
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27. You know you'll cry if they do post it.
And then you'll commit onanism, because the only thing you find arousing is severe emotional trauma.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:52 PM
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29. Like Gibby Haynes, I'm into embarrasment and masochism.
E&M.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:56 PM
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30. That explains a lot about Mr. Haynes.



The sad thing is, dolo and I actually own this record.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 02:04 PM
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31. I only wish I did
*sigh*
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 01:44 PM
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20. Yes, he is.
Dicktard.
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