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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:08 PM
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I am not a bank
:grr: discuss.
stupid thief stealing from me when I am half asleep
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:09 PM
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1. your brother, I presume?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:11 PM
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2. yeah goddamn him
I need a lock for my room NOW more than ever. I loAaned the bAastAard ten dollaRS two weeks Aago AND i Havent seen it since. grr I just checked my wALLET, HE TOOK MY TWENTY! :grr:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:36 PM
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21. Mine treats me like the shoplifting department at the Springfield Mall
Little punk-ass.
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:11 PM
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3. damn, and I was told I could go to you for a loan....
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:12 PM
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5. do you pay people back?
this little jerk sAays oh I'll pAay you bACK WHEN i MOW THE Lawn, hey jerky its been two weeks now AND YOU Have mowed the laWN SINCE and i hAVENT SEEN MY TEN DOLLArs, grr I intensely dislike my brother.
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:11 PM
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4. I am not a steak
You can't just order me!
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:19 PM
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6. Beat the living shit out of your brother.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:20 PM
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7. when "johnny" comes mARCHING HOME
i assure you I will, stupid punk, greedy ASS DUMBass who thinks he is SMarrter thAN ME WHEN i Was in 8th grADE and thAT EXPLains why he mAY Have to repeAT EH.
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:23 PM
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8. If you steal your own money back, it's not technically stealing.
That's my solution!

Maybe he'll stop then?

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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:25 PM
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10. I dont know, but I reALLY Want A LOCK FOR MY ROOM
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:33 PM
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18. A katana is also an effective anti-theft device
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:34 PM
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20. thAK YOU
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CubsFan1982 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:23 PM
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9. and i was gonna hit you up for a cooL $100.
i'm usuaLLy very good at paying back Loans. :D
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:25 PM
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11. i ONLY Have 78 in my wALet now
:grr: tAKING advANTage of the tired AND RECENTLY HIT HEad on the cABINET IS JUST WRONG.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:27 PM
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13. You've got more than me
Fuck, I suck at Poker
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:31 PM
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17. YEah but I eed oey
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ogradda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:33 PM
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19. Why can't you get a lock for your room?
Can't you just put in a locking doorknob?
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CubsFan1982 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:28 PM
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15. that's more than i have.
unempLoyment is fun!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:30 PM
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16. ITS LEFTOVER OEY FRO BOSTO
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:26 PM
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12. If you can't get a lock for your room, you might consider
getting some sort of locking cash box, or at least a better hiding place.

But I'm all for the business of messing with your brother, too. If one of my brother's had pulled that crap on me, I'd be inclined to hie myself off to Archie McPhee's for some realistic looking 'joke money' with the phone message blanks on the back or something. Let him nip those from your wallet a few times and the dude'll start thinking twice about the bother.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:27 PM
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14. yEah good ideAS THanks
god it just sucks thAT YOU Cant put your own frigging Wallet in A PLace you cAN FIND IT Easily in your own friggin room.
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1monster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 03:48 PM
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22. Go to the hardware department of your local department store or to
a home depot type store and buy a door alarm. They are cheap. They hang on the knob of your door. When someone opens the door (if the alarm is set) a high pitched siren goes off scaring the H E double L out of the perp... It will pull you out of your sleep in a rude way, too, but the price is worth it.

And, you have the evidence of the alarm going off to show your parents that you REALLY DO NEED that lock on your door. :evilgrin:
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 04:56 PM
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23. I wish I had an answer for you.
Edited on Sat May-14-05 04:57 PM by Tandalayo_Scheisskop
My brother was like that. Mean as the day is long, always trying to screw me or the family. Stole my father's Lionel train set and other antiques and sold them. Wrecked the family car into a house, shearing off a gas service and evacuating the neighborhood. Drunk. Drug user.

He is now...somewhere...with an alcohol addiction and Hep C. LAst time I tried to help him, I literally took him off the streets of Newark NJ, where he was living, and put him into rehab and social service linkages. He screwed me after that, too. Quite meanly. Quite devastatingly, too.

My parents last years of their life were spent wondering where he was. He never came to see them. He was making as much as $100K/yr at the time. He made it out quite nicely, avec truck, to get his cut of my family's belongings, when my mother died. Took the cream, too.

You are not going to change him, so you have to lay down some hard boundries. Get your parents to back you, too. Don't take his crap and don't try to compromise. I did, it did not serve me very well.

Some people won't learn.

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Mugweed Donating Member (939 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 05:04 PM
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24. I'm not a bank either.
So stop trying to slip coins in my slots.

OK, I got nothing....
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