Headlines We'd Like To Read, May 17, 2005

skip fox

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Wed May-18-05 11:33 AM
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Headlines We'd Like To Read, May 17, 2005

WH Staff Breaks Silence: Bush A "Tiny Tyrant"

others?

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buff2

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Wed May-18-05 11:38 AM
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1. BUSH SUFFERS MASSIVE HEART ATTACK

SO DOES CHENEY.

REPUBLICAN PARTY BROUGHT DOWN BY NUMEROUS SCANDALS.

DEMOCRATS TAKE OVER.

:evilgrin:

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skip fox

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Wed May-18-05 11:40 AM
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2. Barney Donates to DU

you too?

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NoSheep

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Wed May-18-05 11:40 AM
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3. PERP WALK-Cheney: Led out of White House in handcuffs.

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Hugin

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Wed May-18-05 11:49 AM
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4. Single Afghani who read Newsweek article says it had no influence.

He already knew US policy was screwed up.

Thanks Bush Admin for retraction... Wants say in
next week's Dunesbury as well.

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Hugin

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Wed May-18-05 12:00 PM
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5. Breaking: Afghanis Threaten Riot If Judaical Appointments Filibustered.

Kabul, AFGHAN. This morning a large group of irate Taliban
protested the Liberal Activist American Judges. Threats
of all out riot if appointments are blocked. Mule burnt
in effigy of obstructionist Democrats.

Hey, it's only a matter of time 'till we see this one.

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Hugin

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Wed May-18-05 12:05 PM
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7. Alternate Breaking: Afghanis Threaten Riot Over American Idol Decision.

Could go this way too...

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skip fox

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Wed May-18-05 12:59 PM
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9. These are both sweet (inc. Am Idol)

And it is an interesting area of cultural ideological zeal crossing national boundaries. But why not. As we say, we're the leaders, and everyone should have a say in leadership.

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DIKB

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Wed May-18-05 12:00 PM
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6. My Fantasy Headlines

Entire Bush Cabal Indicted By World Court. To Be Tried For War Crimes.

Bush Cabal Found Guilty. Entire Administration Sent To Siberian Gulag.

Dismantling of The Corporate Media Begins.

Propaganda and Disinformation Declared Illegal.

The Entirety of FOX News To Be Tried For Treason.

Just y'know, the usual thoughts.

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luvLLB

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Wed May-18-05 12:23 PM
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8. luvllb wins the texas lottery...quits crappy job and moves to Hawaii

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