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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:13 PM
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Post here and I will give you a personal psychotic reading. For free!
*chuckle*

:crazy:
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:14 PM
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1. I want one
Psychics are for wimps.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:15 PM
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2. Hmm... Yup.
Yup definitely.

NEXT!
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:21 PM
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7. WHAT KIND OF READING DO YOU CALL THAT!!!?!
THAT'S NOT A RAEDING THATS NOT EVEN UPUNCTUATEDD PORPERLY AND THEN YOU HAVE THE GALL TO SHOUT AT ME WHEN I DIDN'T DO ANYTING AT ALL TO YOU. YOU KNOW I HAVE EENMIES OUT THERE BUT IDIDN'T REALIZE YUOU WERE ONE OF THEM I GET THESE MESSAGSE FROM VENUS ON THE ANTEENA THE CIAPUT IN MY HEAD WHEN THE SPACIE ALIENS ABUDTEDMTERDF ME AND MY BUTT STILL H URTS FROM THE ANAL PROBE AND MY POOR SISITER, MY POOR SISTER STILL HASN'T RECOVERED FROM THE DAY SHE FOUND HER DOLLY HAD LOST SOME OF ITS HAIR BECAUSE OF THE FORGON RAYS.

HAVE YOU NO PITY?
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:29 PM
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9. I stand corrected.
GUARDS!

Help this one find their way into something more comfortable...
and padded.
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:43 PM
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12. We've got a winner
This is definitely one great psychotic reading. This author seems to have a lot of experience in this area. I wonder if he would write a business letter for me. Just curious.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 03:44 PM
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18. DEAR SIR
THE PRODUCT TAHT I RECENTLY PURCHASED FROM THE DARITY STORE CONTAINS A MANUFACTUING DEFECT. THE ANTENNA ON THE BACK OF THE BEAR DOESNOT CORRECTLYY ORIENT ITSELF TO THE GALACTIC CORER.

PLEASE RECTIFY THIS IMMEDIATELY OR I WILL REPORT YOU TO INTERPOL

SINCERELY....
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 03:48 PM
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21. But, the color of that taste is all wrong.
It's not the antenna... It's the evil goblins.
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 03:50 PM
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23. Good, very good
I want to work at Microsoft. Could you do a cover letter for my resume? Please, pretty please! :hug:
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 03:58 PM
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26. DEAR BILL
THE GALACITCI OVERLORDS HAVE TOLD ME THET IME HAS COME FOR YOU TO ACCEPT ME INTO YOUR EXTEEMEDEI COMAPNAY.

AS YOU WILL SOON SEE I'M A PERFECT FIT FOR YOUR CORPORATE CULTURE, BANANA NOSE (OOPS, SORRY, TOURETTES'S IS ACTING UP AGAIN).

I REALLY MSUT INSIST, HOWEVER, TAHT YOU REVEAL YOUR CODE TO THE OPEN SORUCE COMMUNITY (AGAIN, THANSK FOR THE FIRST TIME) SO TAHT WE CAN TRACK THEM DOWN ONCE AND FOR ALL.

YOURS IN CTHULHU
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 04:15 PM
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29. Thanks, oh I mean THANSK
Edited on Wed May-18-05 04:15 PM by in search of sanity
If this letter doesn't get me the job, then I don't want to work for Bill.
See you IN CTHULHU soon!!
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 04:10 PM
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28. Mr. Reed...
You'll have to let TrogL rest now... This sort of thing
is unprecedented and it's medication time.

Come along TrogL... It's lime jello night. You know
how you like lime jello.

:hide:
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:54 PM
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14. I want a personal psychotic reading from YOU.
;-)
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 03:05 PM
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16. The voices in my head say... DUCK!
Duck! Definitely, Duck!

:hide:

NEXT!
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 03:42 PM
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17. TEL YOUR MOTHER TO STOP
WHATEVER ITIS SHE'S DOING SHE NEEDS TO STOP RIGHT NOW. IT HURTS AND I DON'T LIKE IT.
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:17 PM
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3. Oooh, me too!
Psychotic, huh? :)
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:19 PM
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5. Umm... Nope.
Eyes are wrong.

Definitely not.

NEXT!
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WI_DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:19 PM
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4. Oh please, great psychotic one, what is my reading?
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:21 PM
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6. Ahh... Well, Maybe.
Better watch it.

Come back in two weeks.

Definitely maybe.

NEXT!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:22 PM
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8. Go!
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:31 PM
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10. Oooo... Interesting.
The voices in my head say, yes...
But, my heart says no.

I'll go with the voices in my head.

Most certainly yes.

NEXT!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:32 PM
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11. sweet!
I got it made in the shade!
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:51 PM
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13. Telepathetically?
:eyes:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:55 PM
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15. Not even close.
No... Not in the least.

Definitely not.

NEXT!
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Gemini Cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 03:45 PM
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19. I want to know why don't the voices in my head never...
...talk to me.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 03:50 PM
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22. Ooh, Ahh... The bumps aren't aligned.
Definitely wrong.

Would you like me to align them with this mallet?

NEXT!
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 03:46 PM
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20. most please yes want reading
:hi:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 03:55 PM
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24. This one is difficult... Very difficult...
Ahhrrr... The vogon waves cloud your anger.

But, no... Definitely not!

You are only a victim of your remote.
Use it to align.

NEXT!
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valis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 03:56 PM
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25. Hit me, baby!
:)
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 04:02 PM
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27. Ohhhummm... Eh. Ain't happening.
Not even a hint. Barely a trace.

Even and smooth as a calm lake.

No. No. and a final NO!

NEXT!
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 04:18 PM
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30. HELP! The paranoids are after me!
:hide:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 04:21 PM
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31. We've all had that problem for the last five years.
You're perfectly sane... Maybe a tad
schizoid.

Schizoid readings three doors down. Look for a nice lady
in blue scrubs.

DON'T TOUCH MY LIME JELLO!

NEXT!
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