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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 09:37 AM
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Poll question: Who is the douchiest of them all?? poll-alicious!
Edited on Fri May-20-05 10:09 AM by chickenscratching
:P A gracious member of this wonderful forum placed a star next to my name today, so finally I get to do what I've been waiting for my whole life, a poll.

Hip hip!

So, I think I will keep it simple.

Who is the douchiest of them all??


http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1077384672103_2004/02/23/john_edward,0.jpg
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 09:39 AM
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1. I like carrot-top, but am a bit shocked whenever I see him all ripped like
Edited on Fri May-20-05 09:48 AM by GreenPartyVoter
he is now.

Does he play major league baseball for some team I've never heard of? *l*

Editing to say MUSCULAR.. although I hear major leaguers are major drinkers too. *L*
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NoSheep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 09:46 AM
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2. Ripped as in....inebriated?
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 09:46 AM
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4. JINX!
:P see below
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 09:46 AM
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3. ripped as in muscular
or ripped as in out of his gourd
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:10 AM
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10. its a bit unnerving-his ripples
it just doesn't go with his personality.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 09:50 AM
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5. excellent poll, btw.
I am debating wether the goat scented seducer of russian aristocracts or the vulgar space travelling duck deserve their place at the top of this list.

Excellent choices. They are all utterly revolting! :P
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 09:51 AM
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6. thank you, dear friend!
i tried my very hardest to big the worst of the worst. choose wisely!!!!
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 09:56 AM
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7. so who'd you pick?
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 09:57 AM
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8. ended up voting for Howard the Duck
he was all too much to bear :cry:
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:04 AM
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9. i think its bad
when rasputin is the only choice without any votes....he just may be the angel of the group
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:11 AM
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11. Gotta give props to Rasputin
:bounce:
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:21 AM
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15. the mad monk faith healer appreciates your generosity!!!
wait a minute...
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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:12 AM
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12. My friend is going to see John Edward in KC this weekend.
She & her mother got tickets to his reading. I am really curious on what she will have to say when she gets back.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:13 AM
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13. is she going
with a serious attitude in mind? or more for the hell of it?
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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:27 AM
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17. Somewhere in between.
She is very curious about spiritual matters & open minded.
But she is also a very smart women with a healthy dose of skepticism.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:28 AM
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18. she should keep that skepticism close to her and out at all times
Edited on Fri May-20-05 10:29 AM by chickenscratching
i've read some wild things about that show.
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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:59 AM
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32. Oh, tell me more!
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 01:02 PM
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45. are you still looking for some john edward knowledge?
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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 01:12 PM
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46. Sure, tell me what you know!
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 02:19 PM
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50. go here
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3296302
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 11:51 AM
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36. Come on CS, we all need to hear this
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 02:21 PM
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51. go here mister
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3296302
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:20 AM
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14. Edward, because "Dice" is no longer relevant.
He's a has-been. Also, Edward continues to bilk well-meaning but gullible people out of their money by capitalizing on their grief.

Biggest Douche in the Universe
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:23 AM
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16. you know the song then?
:P south park really did a fantastic job putting that asshat in his rightful place.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:30 AM
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20. Of course I do!
I'm a SP junkie. I just caught the Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich episode for the first time the other night and busted a gut laughing. I'm gonna need to download that one for safekeeping.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:34 AM
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23. yes!
"shake them titties when you vote, bitch!" heh! :rofl:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:29 AM
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19. Wow! TOUGH CHOICES!
I'm gonna go with "Dice", what a douche.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:32 AM
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21. heh
im amused that the dice man is winning this.

but not suprised. :puke:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:34 AM
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24. If you're going to go out in public sleeveless, and sleeveless is
part of your gig, then at least get some definition in your arms.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:37 AM
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26. while he's at it, he really needs to add defintion to his facial region


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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:42 AM
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29. I would've gone with cranial region
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:33 AM
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22. Gotta go with John Edward.
Dice and Carrot Top, they're comedians. I hate their work, but they're making *someone* happy. I've never seen Emeril, Howard the Duck is a Cleveland thang I ain't gonna bash, and Rasputin cracks me up.

John Edward, however, is a slimy, grief-exploiting, vampiric charlatan douchebag for whom the tortures of hell would be insufficient punishment.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:38 AM
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27. very well said
as far as motivations go, edward is a big cluster fuck from hell.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:36 AM
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25. carrot top for sure
i get really really annoyed by him for some reason.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:39 AM
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maybe its this reason
:puke:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:52 AM
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31. ugh! I agree
:puke: :puke:

he's so obnoxious.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:39 AM
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28. John Edward gets my vote
He definitely deserves the award South Park gave him.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 11:07 AM
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34. i am not a douche!!
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:45 AM
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30. Andrew "Dice" Clay, because I saw his act one time on television.
It was on HBO, I think. It consisted of him x-rated nursery rhymes or some such thing. I'm far from being a prude, but it was just colossally stupid and unfunny and rather douchey, actually.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 11:06 AM
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33. ooohhh
i'm sorry you had to see that.
It's definitely not about the 'parental advisory' labels on his comic albums, i love being inappropriate! however, i think what we could both say about ourselves that dicey dice man sure as hell can't: we have taste. :hi:
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 11:49 AM
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35. we're having a tie here
c'mon we have to find out who the douchiest of them all is, by today!
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 12:49 PM
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37. one more time kyle?
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 12:50 PM
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38. I take "douche-ism" as a compliment.
So none of these clowns would qualify.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 12:52 PM
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39. explain
why why why, sir?
compliment in the sense that they help with cleanliness?
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 12:54 PM
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41. Yes. And I loooove white vinegar.
Goes really good with certain salads.

Where I'm from, calling someone a "douche" was as common as calling your mother "mom." It was just the thing to say.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 01:01 PM
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44. and what
could be more complimentary than the object that cleans our favorite pals: beavers (sometimes clams too).
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 12:53 PM
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40. john edward already won the award for biggest douche in the universe
it's true, i saw it on south park, he went to the awards ceremony and everything
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 12:55 PM
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42. here he is, the biggest douche in the universe!!!!
ah, that episode slammed him well.
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Marnieworld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 12:55 PM
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43. I vote Carrot-top
He is an offense to laughter itself.
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 01:17 PM
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47. John Edward simply because
stupid people confuse him with John EdwardS. :banghead:
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hoffmanmotors Donating Member (129 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 01:28 PM
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48. Where is Robert Novak???
The "Douchbag of Freedom"
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 01:40 PM
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49. heh.
GREAT call! if i could edit my poll, i definitely would.

welcome to DU! :hi:
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