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cestpaspossible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 05:35 PM
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Poll question: Who cares more about you personally? God or Satan?
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 05:38 PM
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1. Two for SATAN!
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 05:38 PM
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2. Since both
are figments of someone's imagination, neither
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slutticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 05:42 PM
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3. Satan is all about indulgence
And I'm all for that! :evilgrin:
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azmesa207 Donating Member (327 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 05:45 PM
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5. Who cares the most Satan or God
What a Stupid poll
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 05:44 PM
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4. A preacher told me Satan is always trying to get me to sin.
Since Satan has done a good job of that, I assume he was putting in a greater effort on me than God was.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 05:46 PM
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7. HA! Love it!
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 05:46 PM
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6. Since neither exist
they both think about me equally
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 05:59 PM
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8. Satan does
Because he's very determined to get your soul and will stop at nothing to seduce you to the dark side. God is all about non involvement.
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cestpaspossible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 06:34 PM
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9. Satan is winning
that's all I have to say
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Nikia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 06:44 PM
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10. God cares about me
He really seems to have an interest in my life. Unfortunately, I think that He has chosen to make me a tragic figure.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 06:50 PM
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12. How are you a tragic figure? Listen. Get rid of "Him". Take control
of your own life. If that's "His" will to make you a tragic figure, then it's like any other relationship, DUMP HIM!
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Nikia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 06:56 PM
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14. But the thing is
I know that I am probably not going to Hell because I am punished for all my misdeeds in this life. If I "sin" something bad always happens directly related to the event. You know how there are assholes that seem to get away with all their misdeeds. I am just the opposite.
Just when things seem to be absolutely horrible though, He does always help me out. I always get rescued at the last moment. It does almost seem like literature.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 07:00 PM
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15. Don't worry. Just make a gentle move away. I know what you're
talking about though. I used to have the exact same thing happen to me; being punished. Also use your intuition about events that may happen and be conscious of things around you so you can avoid any "punishment". It's a start for now. Good luck.
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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 06:49 PM
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11. Hail to you, my half-inflated Dark Lord!
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 06:53 PM
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13. Satan. He Provides Us With Life Lessons. Opportunities To Develop
"muscle" as we work our way out of the difficult situations we put ourselves into.

That's the only way to gain mastery... to make mistakes until one gets the 'feel' of it and finally gain proficiency and control.

Satan=Messiah
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 07:02 PM
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16. God.
Satan is far too busy coordinating the Prez' next scripted photo op and planting phony news stories.
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