What's the dumbest dream you've ever had?

The one you can remember, anyway. I've often thought that creative people get their material from their dreams, because they don't have to make sense in the "conscious" way. I recently had a dream that I had to go out and buy a chicken for Mussolini, but I had no money. So I had to threaten shopkeepers with "the wrath of Mussolini" if they didn't hand the chicken over. I don't like what it says about my personality, but it's definitely the dumbest dream I've ever had. Who can top it? (And remember, honesty is the best policy).

Were I to hear someone tell me that I'd just crack up laughing :D

Kept dreaming I was in a waiting room with all sorts of strange people.

Was one where Spiro T Agnew was trying to start a dubious marketing scheme in Australia -which is perplexing to me because I wasn't alive during Agnew's vice presidency, he was not someone I thought about on a regular basis and he's been deceased for a considerable period of time. So why was I dreaming of him?

Why Australia? Hmmm. Should we try to interpret this?

I live in Australia:)

being chased by somebody or other. Somewhere along the way I mislaid my clothes, then I ended up in the parking lot and of course had no car keys.

but while we're on the subject I had a dream in which I discussed eletion fraud with John Kerry on thursday night,and then the following night I had a dream in which I talked with Bill Clinton.

I need to lay off DU.

the other night,landing was a bitch!

I was going to see an opera and the performance was on this island. We had to get in little individual boat thingys and ride across the water to get there. They went fast, it was pretty cool.

On the island, it was like an amusement park. There were concession stands and gift shops and stuff. It was all very new and shiny.

While I was waiting for my husband and sons to get there in their little boats, I had to go to the restroom. Someone pointed the way, and I went down these steps to the restroom area. The restrooms were in little mini railroad cars on tracks. The ladies' was red and the guys' was blue. Inside, they were all nice and pretty, with a little lounge area and curtains on all the windows.

While I was using the facilities, I discovered that the little cars weren't just sitting on tracks for appearance, they actually moved around the island/park! I sort of freaked. I wondered how I was going to find my way back to where I was supposed to meet up with my family. So, basicallly, I had to ride the little restroom car all the way around the island until it returned to the stop where I had entered!

Then, as always happens any time you dream about going to the restroom, I woke up because I had to pee. :blush:

Best one yet!

not a whole onion, but some chopped up leftover onion. I was being held prisoner in someone's basement along with a bunch of other onions.

That is my oddest dumbest dream.

my brother. Had that dream when I was, like, 10. We shared a room, and I dreamed that the spider crawled out from under his bed and tried to eat him.

And then there was the werewolf that looked like the "movin' on" disco guy who strolled around my home town swinging his pocket watch, dressed in a three-piece lime green suit.

I had silly dreams as a kid. Most of my dreams nowadays are about either revenge or carnal desire. :D