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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-05 03:04 PM
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Another Hypothetical Question:
Roy Rogers is playing a round of nine hole golf on the surface of the Moon. If three Pacific salmon are introduced to the golf game, it will be raining in Detroit. A week earlier, a train departed Moscow with three cars bound for St. Petersburg. One of the cars is filled with sixteen metric tonnes of fried chicken batter. If Roy Rogers Eagles on Hole 6, the train will be delayed by three days. If he bogeys on Hole 9, the train will be delayed by five days. If Roy Rogers uses a caddy who is a visible minority, Duran Duran will never have existed.

What's with Christopher Walken's hair?
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-05 03:16 PM
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1. Answer:
Salmon only play Best Ball.
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ashmanonar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-05 04:09 PM
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2. *brain asplodes*
:crazy:
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-05 04:14 PM
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3. Obsess much?
:rofl:
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DrDebug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-05 04:16 PM
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4. His hairpiece fell
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-05 04:21 PM
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5. Is the moose in the file cabinet, or is it outside trying not to be seen?
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solarize Donating Member (95 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-05 06:08 PM
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6. answer:
42
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-05 06:33 PM
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7. The ball of wool is red.
Otherwise, 25 degrees with scattered showers.
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