Watch Star wars and Go To Hell!

http://ooze.com/toolofsatan/

Once I would have presumed that this was a joke - now, I just can't tell any more...

these folks are the same ones who tell us that DnD is about demons, and there is real magic in DnD.

Now truth be told if this was the work of the devil, he'd better take a class in scrip writing... god that WAS quite probably, the most boring moving I have seen in my life!

Only reason I did not stand up and leave was.. I was wtih a group of people.

:shrug:

But don't let the cut-rate Photoshopping fool you, these guys could very well be legit. Though I'm not aware of any "Seventh Sequel" to Star Wars. By virue of numerical technicality (which seems to be the principle in use here) this would be the fifth sequel. But math is only applicable when it HELPS a "Biblical" argument.

The sad truth is that many religious groups dislike Star Wars and even Harry Potter despite the movies having themes of good triumphing over evil due to the bravery and self-lessness of the protagonists because stories like these are parables. They are ficticious stories intended to convey a moral lesson. And most religious leaders understand that if stories like these become accepted into the collective consciousness, it will be easier for people to categorize the stories of their own religion in the same "Well Meaning Mythology" category as stories like these. It's also the same reason that many of these groups oppose teaching Greek mythology in schools, even when it is clearly and obviously labeled as fantasy and mythology.

okay. I could be wrong. I haven't memorized every single line of these movies, but I don't recall anyone ever mentioning God in Star Wars.

Which I guess is enough of an afront.

so where do they get that idea then?

Though if you wanted justification:

Admiral Motti: "This station is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it."
Darth Vader: "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

well thats better then.

See third pic down from the top.



Hmmmmmm..... Jesus or Luke? It's a really tough choice. :shrug:

:). Technically there have been two sequels and three prequels. So, by this guys standards, we've still got a ways to go :)

edit: and why is Jesus dancing around like Disco Stu on nitrous?

...but YAY !

Here's the proof:

Where it's outed as a "prank site":

http://www.ooze.com/pranks

and

http://www.ooze.com/index.html

and

http://www.ooze.com/finger

Matt Patterson and Eddie Schmidt appear to be two of the perps of poop. Not much of it is all that funny or trenchant, except for the Star Wars tracts.

"Ooze Magazine: The Journal of Substance, Wit, and Dangerous Masturbatory Habits."

--p!

I think that's the URL. it's blocked here at work