Which is more pitiful? - Democratic Underground

kick-ass-bob

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Mon May-23-05 02:34 PM
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Poll question: Which is more pitiful?

Edited on Mon May-23-05 02:36 PM by kick-ass-bob

I have seen it all. Someone has put a sign on the mens room mirror that says
"To Whom it may concern:

Please do not urinate on the toilet seats.

Thank you"

Which is worse?

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tk2kewl

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Mon May-23-05 02:35 PM
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1. use your foot to lift the seat, don't piss on it

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hfojvt

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Mon May-23-05 02:38 PM
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5. another amazing biological fact

men are capable of peeing from a sitting position. Maybe they do not want to, because they know where that seat has been.

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undeterred

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Mon May-23-05 02:35 PM
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2. You've never been in the ladies room, have you?

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat".
This I have seen since I was able to read...

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kick-ass-bob

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Mon May-23-05 02:36 PM
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4. no, I have not.

THAT is quite interesting.

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achtung_circus

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Mon May-23-05 02:36 PM
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3. We'll make a deal

You don't throw your butts in our urinals
and we won't piss in your ashtrays.

Thank you,
The Management

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Shell Beau

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Mon May-23-05 02:43 PM
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6. Well both are pitiful.

It's pitiful that someone had to make a sign to tell people the obvious.

It's also pitiful that men can't aim better. Come on guys!:shrug:

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Shoeempress

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Mon May-23-05 02:54 PM
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7. How come guys can throw a baseball or play darts with such

accuracy but lose all aiming ability when it comes to the bathroom?

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undeterred

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Mon May-23-05 02:55 PM
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8. How come the penis is such a precise instrument with regard to some skills

but not others?

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kick-ass-bob

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Mon May-23-05 02:57 PM
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9. I wonder if the frequency of "misses" will go up.

Note - I don't recall ever seeing a problem in the bathroom with "wet seats"

:shrug:

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