A generic rant due to tiredness and lack of inspiration

This is to rant against _________ for all their/his/her/its (string of adjectives) _______ and (more adjectives) __________ (long invective on the state of being against which I am ranting). I mean, really, are they ________ (noun/state of being) (string of adverbs) (comparison to other unsavory people/things/behaviors, to which a litany of offenses is attached)? Seriously, people, can't we just ________ (call for whatever) (string of invective) and __________ (completely Dark Side solution) (string of adverbs) those/that (string of adjectives)? (Final, mind-blowing tirade conclusion).

And then, after posting and thinking for two seconds, (litany of invective against something not related to original post) (incredbily spirited and insightful link on how these two things ARE related). Post-conclusion tirade of profanity and obscenity. Generic suggestion of some sexual act. Penultimate tirade. Final, obscene last words, said in exasperation.

/end of MY rant :P

you _________!!

Thanks!

I'm glad someone sees the (new string of adjectives) of __________ (what I was ranting against). Unlike those ___________ who don't see it all, and who seem to be legion here on DU.

:yourock:

brilliance of this post ___________.

Generic reference to kicking the thread.

Salutory scathing insult, reaching into the very depths of historical ancestry, to all DUers.

Generic declaration that I am Leaving DU forever!!! :P

followed with string of invective, then post of new thread about whiny f(string of adjectives) ______ who feel the need to announce their leaving DU.