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Gringo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-27-03 11:28 PM
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Poll question: SOMEWHAT VULGAR POLL : You've been warned!
Would you piss on George W. Bush if his worthless ass was on fire?
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-27-03 11:29 PM
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1. Best. Poll. Ever.
By the way, I'd piss on 'im. Too good an opportunity to pass up.
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AWD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 01:52 PM
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21. I heartily agree!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-27-03 11:32 PM
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2. well, as it's hard to piss without ripping a fart
I'd piss on most of him, then turn around and fart on him to reignite the fucker :grr:
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DEM FAN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-27-03 11:35 PM
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I Would Piss And Shit On Him At The Same Time.
Talk About White Trash. :-(
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 01:29 AM
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10. i'd piss on him
only after about 12 shots of Jose Cuervo, so my piss will be mostly alchohol
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Salviati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-27-03 11:35 PM
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3. Can I aim for the non flaming bits?
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underseasurveyor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-27-03 11:40 PM
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4. Let see if I can stop laughing
Long enough, after reading DS1's post to type an answer.

Hell yea, I'd love to piss on him.
But only after he stopped writhing about:evilgrin:
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Ohio Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-27-03 11:45 PM
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5. I'd rather piss on a spark plug.
And that's sayin' something.
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tinnyguy1777 Donating Member (222 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-27-03 11:47 PM
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6. Cool Poll----------eom
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 12:10 AM
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7. I'd aim for his mouth. That way I wouldn't be boosting his chances.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 12:25 AM
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8. No. It might burn my pee-pee
And I wouldn't risk it over a Shit-for-brains like that.
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kixot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 12:25 AM
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9. I'd look for a nearby petroleum derivative.
Gasoline, kerousine, toluene, ... it's all good. You know the rest. If not, then watch the torture scene in Resovoir Dogs.
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 04:04 AM
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11. I'd piss on him any chance I got.
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Piperay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 04:14 AM
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12. Well, being female
I don't think I would be capable of manuvering myself in to the correct position to put out a fire so I guess I would just have to let him burn. :evilgrin:
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Braden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 07:30 AM
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13. I'd piss on him for certain
but not until he was almost out.

Greatest Poll question I have seen. This should be the swan song of polls.

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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 07:38 AM
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14. What if Cheney's ass was on fire as well?
I'd have a few beers and then piss on them both! :-)
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 07:41 AM
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15. Only if I could pee gasoline.
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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 08:27 AM
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16. Will beer be sold at the event?
Can you get in line twice, or will admission be charged each time? (I'm on a tight budget here. These things have to be factored in...)
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 08:48 AM
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17. why do I always
Edited on Tue Oct-28-03 08:48 AM by Magic Rat
end up reading these types of threads at breakfast.

:puke:
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Gringo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 01:31 PM
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18. Magic Rat, I'm sorry
But it DID say that it was vulgar in the title. Would "gross" have been better for you?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 01:48 PM
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19. I'd pee on it
But only so other thing around him would not catch on fire

:shrug:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 01:52 PM
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20. I'd forego the pleasure of pissing on him
in order to give him the idea in his last moments of the agony that all those innocent Iraqis went through during our shocking and awful Shock-and-Awe campaign.
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 01:52 PM
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22. I'd wait for him to finish burning then piss on his ashes.
nt
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