I Saw The Most Moronic Sign Outside a Store...

MarianJack

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Thu May-26-05 10:34 AM
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I Saw The Most Moronic Sign Outside a Store...

Edited on Thu May-26-05 10:34 AM by MarianJack

...on route 201 in Farmingdale, Maine.

"If you can't reach Heaven on the Internet, try Prayer!"

Of Course, this is a business that had a "luvya dubya" on the same sign before last year's election, so its a business that won't get ANY of my $$$.

If I had a marquee "s", I'd have made it "...internets", so the owner could be like his hero!

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Hugin

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Thu May-26-05 10:36 AM
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1. *ahem*

It's "moranic".

Good plan though.

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MarianJack

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Thu May-26-05 10:49 AM
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5. I Stand Corrected, Prag!

:hi:

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redqueen

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Thu May-26-05 10:37 AM
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2. Awwww... they're so happy with their lives.

Sad they're cheering on a mass murderer, but hey... Jesus loves bombs, right?

He htinks killing thousands of innocents is justifiable, right? End justifies the means and all that? Isn't that what he said... well, pretty much?

Just a little?

Dang.

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MarianJack

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Thu May-26-05 10:49 AM
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6. WWJB!

Who Would Jesus Bomb?

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MADem

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Thu May-26-05 10:39 AM
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3. Or you could be really mean, nasty, and spiteful

...by changing 'try prayer' to 'try www.(insert address of some porn site here).com!!!

Course, that would be just MEAN, and we aren't mean. Makes me laugh just to think about it, though!

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MarianJack

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Thu May-26-05 10:51 AM
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7. Yes. Nasty and Spiteful,...

...but I like it.

I COULD be mean, but my wife wouldn't approve!

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NoPasaran

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Thu May-26-05 10:48 AM
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4. If you can't reach Heaven on the internet, you may have network problems

I got through just fine.
http://www.heaven.com/

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wallwriter

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Thu May-26-05 10:52 AM
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8. "Click here to become an ordained minister."

Hilarious. You couldn't make that s*** up...

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MarianJack

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Thu May-26-05 10:55 AM
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10. Isn't it Amazing...

...how some jokes just seem to write themselves?

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MarianJack

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Thu May-26-05 10:54 AM
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9. Holy Moses (Pun Intended)!

I didn't know you could become a minister for as little as 30 bucks!

Maybe thats how we got robertson, falwell, dobson, et al!

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dbonds

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Thu May-26-05 11:01 AM
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11. Tried prayer, packet returned with 'heaven not found' please try again.

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