What should I name my new pet?

:-) aren't they the cutest animals? ;-)

:)

;-P

:D

I can't decide.

Those buggers creep me out!

I was outside in my complex having a smoke. Didnt have my glasses on, when I saw a large cat(what I thought was a cat), by the dumpster. I waltzed over to pet the furry feline when I heard a loud hissing sound. I then realized it was a HUGE Oposum, and he charged me, chasing me into my safe abode.
Scared the shit out of me!

Skwoogeebuns
Dr Giggles
FuzzFizz
Booboo
Snarklet

anything here strike your fancy?

Oh Skwoogeebuns, O Skwoogeebuns,
How skwoogy are thy bu-unnnnns?

I talk baby talk to my babies, and their names MUST lend themselves well to googlymoogly booboo talk.

paint on his possum house, though. :(

:)

like to help? :shrug:

:(

Male opossums have a bifid penis. Its forked. It has 2 tips.
The female's vagina is also forked. Each penile tip sends sperm cells up a different uterine horn.

(Oh Jeez. Am I about to get my first locked thread?)
Mods, its not sex. Its SCIENCE!

does it go in two directions like a fountain?

Honestly.
Good question

And are possums able to be domesticated? They look sort of wild and vicious. Like a yorkie crossed with a monkey crossed with a rat.

homely. :(

She found him when he was a baby and bottle fed him until he was big enough to eat solid food. She still has him--he doesn't bite or hiss. She keeps him in a large cage during the day and lets him roam around her house at night.

Actually, it was sort of cute--in a weird way.

I once had an opossum called Bandersnatch.

anger management issues. :(

...develpoed a menacing hissing aspect. It ws like he'd forgotten we'd ever met.
Worse was his eventual habit of defensively loosening and emptying his bowells upon contact with people.
He could actually shoot the stuff.

:(

Perfect.

Redstone

handsome son of a bitch that he is.

Redstone

nose, for example.

Redstone

PS: Class of 1972, An Loc. But don't spread that around.

Mrs. Magillicutty, where ever you are!"

I've heard that seige was no cakewalk! Welcome home.

Redstone

"the moth" is my all-time favorite. I made a poster with the text and have it on the wall in my office.

Redstone

memory so the picky bastards like me won't get up your nose about a minor mistake....WHAT was it I was talking about, again?

Redstone

I found a whole litter of them not too long after their mother was killed. :grr: Those little guys never stopped hissing.

They do clean up carrion.

I set the babies free as soon as possible.

:(

Thats what became of Bandersnatch.

Or maybe not! :shrug:

like hes ready to chew someones hand off. Where did you get him?

and his fat tail too

just as a warning to it, you understand ...

:)

:)

My upstairs neighbor has a dog named Chewy, and I thought that was about the cutest thing you could name a pet. I have never thought of it!

Vernon the Vermin. It has a nice ring to it! :D

What is this possum season? It's as if they're the new cockroach, they're everywhere..

Maybe it is possum season.

house! Every time I think about the creature it grows another 6" and gains 10 more pounds by my recollection. :crazy:

he's grown a LOT since! :)

The water in this case being my freaked out imagination. :)

I found two babies outside on my patio that haven't grown to monstrous proportions in my recollections of them.

It would appear that when they enter the house they go through some type of metamorphosis.

:)

:silly:

:)

n/t

villain in that show

Fagan (their paws look like they're wearing gloves with the fingers cut off, lol)!

:)

I kind of looks like one

O/C!!!



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

but i have no pouch! my tail is naked & prehensile, though...



:hide:

you said "handy"....

Putin Possum has a nice ring to it

Known to take a nip now and then....

:hi:

boring. I'll try to release him elsewhere tomorrow.

Hiccup
Zipper...

??

It is complimentary.

B-)

a Squangleback

it was pretty hilarious every time the dog got lost...

the owner would say "Diddy, diddy bite you?"

who named his dog 'Doses'

what a cruel trick to play on a dog you plan on taking on tour...

Yeesh!

It can mean almost anything and is good for either gender. :hi: If I ever had a child (which I won't), I might name "it" Mojo, regardless of gender.

by a pretty little Witch who is of the Canadian Tlingits tribe and New Orleans Creole. :)


I GOT MY MOJO WORKING
by Preston Foster
Recorded by Ann Cole, Muddy Waters, et al

I got my mojo workin' but it just don't work on you
I got my mojo workin' but it just don't work on you
I wanna love you so bad, child, but i don't know what to do

I'm going down to Louisiana, gonna get me a mojo hand
Going down to Louisiana, gonna get me a mojo hand.
Gonna have all you women under my command.

Got my mojo workin'!
(Got my mojo workin'!)
Got my mojo workin'!
(Got my mojo workin'!)
Got my mojo workin'!
(Got my mojo workin'!)
Got my mojo workin'!
(Got my mojo workin'!)
Got my mojo workin', but it just don't work on you!

I got a Gypsy woman giving me advice.
I got a Gypsy woman giving me advice.
I got a whole lot of tricks keeping our love on ice

Got my mojo workin'!
(Got my mojo workin'!)
Got my mojo workin'!
(Got my mojo workin'!)
Got my mojo workin'!
(Got my mojo workin'!)
Got my mojo workin'!
(Got my mojo workin'!)
Got my mojo workin', but it just don't work on you!
http://www.luckymojo.com/mojo.html

and any domestic companion would be honored to be named after the one, the only, the inimitable Mojo Nixon. ;)

companion!

Look into that critter's beady little eyes and tell me that he/she isn't a Mojo at heart!

:)

I have 3 fish named Chester, Nester and Lester but for single pets I like simple names for some reason. :)

yeah, that's the ticket

call him/her Cuddles...

friend of mine found an injured wood turtle by the side of the road. They called her Fluffy. They nursed her back to health over the summer, and the following spring released her back into the wild...

:)

Awesome, possum!

for donations?

Maybe he could grovel for bail to get out of that cage!

The answer is "Chupacabra."

I mean... look at that schnoz!

and he came running into the living room screaming like a little girl "Oh my god, I just saw the biggest rat ever! It's like godzilla!" So I went to look and it was a possum. So hilarious!

:)

You know as in Joanie meets Chachi! :shrug:

No reason, I just want to hear people say "Steve?!?":P

They share the same lovable snarly sneer.

:(

of this thread.

If he latched on, I don't think it would matter whether he was 3 ft long or 30 feet long. Ok, how about M.J. (mini-jaws)?

as in short for Beelzebub

Opossums are so cute!

Tucker