The Strategic Savant of all CAPTIONS!!!!!!

skip fox

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Tue Oct-28-03 11:59 AM
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The Strategic Savant of all CAPTIONS!!!!!!

Edited on Tue Oct-28-03 12:01 PM by skip fox

"So each time they blow up like a dozen people, that shows we're being successful! They're trying to trick us with success, like thinking they're gonna win or something. But I'm too smart for them. Hell, I hope they blow up hundreds of people! Hundreds and hundreds! Then we'll know that they're really on the ropes! And if they drive us out . . . . WOW!!! We win. Hands down. Can't fool me, no sir."

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theivoryqueen

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Tue Oct-28-03 12:01 PM
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1. So would a nuclear attack

on US Troops be considered a "glowing" success??

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skip fox

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Tue Oct-28-03 12:02 PM
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2. Sweet, theivoryqueen, and

welcome to DU!!! :toast:

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GOPisEvil

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Tue Oct-28-03 12:04 PM
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3. Killing things is good for the other things like the things that are dead.

Just like the trees. Kill a few of 'em and the rest are better. We killed a few Iraqis and everyone's much better. They kill a few of our guys and life's much better. See? It all made sense when Karl talked this morning. I need a drink.

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Droopy

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Tue Oct-28-03 12:06 PM
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4. Bush is replying:

"How did I wind up with this gig? I don't know. I'm as dumbfoundered as you are."

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cosmicdot

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Tue Oct-28-03 03:31 PM
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5. W: Hell, yes, we're having success ... just look at Bremer's face ...

Edited on Tue Oct-28-03 03:41 PM by cosmicdot

... it's brimming with success ... and, Rummy ... look at his gaze ... and, Condi ... she always fiddles with her hands when things are going well ... and, me ... I'm looking especially chipper and not bloated and rashed this morning ...

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skip fox

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Tue Oct-28-03 04:07 PM
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6. sweet sweet weet

:toast:

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Hubert Flottz

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Tue Oct-28-03 04:14 PM
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7. "You mean I'm Gettin' Laid Off Too KKKarl?"

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skip fox

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Tue Oct-28-03 06:32 PM
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8. We sigh and wave farewell as daytime's captions

recede into memory, fade, and are swallowed whole
by time's insatiable appetite. Our small sadness
is soon assuaged by the lighting of lamps, a spring night,
and minds that wake, fire up vast circuitries
to bring themselves to diamond clarity
that they might inscribe new captions
on the abyss, the maw that outlasts life, a sweet
sign, at least, of man's faith and ever going forth.

:bounce:

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