The Turd in the Punchbowl of all CAPTIONS!!!!

skip fox

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Tue Oct-28-03 12:08 PM
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The Turd in the Punchbowl of all CAPTIONS!!!!

"Mmmmm. Gotta stop reading my memos. Too depressing. Mmmmmm. Damn hemmorhiods. Mmmmmm. Gotta get something for the twins' birthday. Mmmmmm. Speeches! Damn. Mmmmm. They can have e'm for all I care. Mmmmm. North Korea and I don't care. Mmmmm. Let Siagons be Siagons, is what I say. Mmmmm. Wow. Nothing like a good dump to clear the old birdcage."

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Droopy

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Tue Oct-28-03 12:23 PM
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1. Bush is thinking:

"Damn I really need to invest in some chap stick. I can't stop doing this with my lips."

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underpants

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Tue Oct-28-03 12:27 PM
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2. Well at least the pilot light is still on

:shrug:

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zbdent

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Tue Oct-28-03 01:02 PM
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3. "Knew I shouldn't sit so close to that candle

after those triple bean burritos!"

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underpants

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Tue Oct-28-03 01:04 PM
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4. Hey W you left a little bit..yeah on the side of your nose.. in the corner

:snort:

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pdx_prog

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Tue Oct-28-03 01:58 PM
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5. mmmmm!!!!!

aaarrrGGGGgghhhhh!!!!!!! ahhh...uhhhhhhhhhh! <PANT PANT> AAhuuuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

<PLOOP>

.....I gotta lay of the cheese....

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skip fox

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Tue Oct-28-03 04:14 PM
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9. Not to put to nice a particular on it, as they say, but

well done.

:toast:

But "OFF" the cheese, of course.

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myomy

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Tue Oct-28-03 02:02 PM
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6. Shit...maybe I oughta give up drinking.

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Hubert Flottz

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Tue Oct-28-03 02:10 PM
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7. Notice the Devil in General William G. Boykin's photo!

Edited on Tue Oct-28-03 02:12 PM by Hubert Flottz

That's it in the foreground!

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cosmicdot

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Tue Oct-28-03 02:45 PM
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8. Heard through the closed doors: oh, he'll mope some ...

... probably call his Mommy ... let's get back to awarding some
contracts ... Dick, where were you ...

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skip fox

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Tue Oct-28-03 06:33 PM
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10. When morning's captions sound no more the vaulted blue,

And those of afternoon desert poor memory's que,
Then DU'ers of the evening will sharpen pens,
That they might have fresh captions once again.

:bounce:

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