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cestpaspossible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 11:03 AM
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Poll question: Toilet paper poll
Over: or under:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 11:05 AM
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1. over. I am a civilized human being
only a godless heathen would mount the roll so you pull from under!
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 11:05 AM
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2. As long as there's tp there I'm happy.
Edited on Sun May-29-05 11:06 AM by bushwentawol
What I don't like is someone who empties the roll and doesn't replace it with a new one.

Same with toothpaste. You won't see me fighting over squeezing it in the middle rather than the bottom.
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Tektonik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 11:06 AM
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3. Under, always!
Over is the way heathens dispense toilet paper. :P
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 11:11 AM
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5. perhaps if a porta-john is where you do your personal business
but if a ragamuffin or street urchin of questionable breeding should mount the roll of bathroom tissue so that it dispenses from the bottom, I would slap him with the glove that covers my exquisitely manicured hand! :P
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expatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 11:08 AM
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4. I defintely prefer over.... but I often don't think about it...
Who am I fooling? I am so lazy I never put a new roll on.... I just will leave the new roll on the counter... leaving my poor, over-worked wife to put it on... and she puts it on over. I don't MEAN to be lazy and inconsiderate and sometimes I do remember but most of the time I don't remember.
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Tektonik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 11:15 AM
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6. Under is far superior since you can tear it off with one hand
Edited on Sun May-29-05 11:19 AM by Saint Etienne17
Over is unsanitary since you have to use both hands to tear it off (one of which is used to wipe your ass).
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Domitan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 11:16 AM
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7. The gospel truth!
It's stupidity to put it over.
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Shoeempress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 11:16 AM
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8. It must be hung over or the terrorists have won
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Tektonik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 11:19 AM
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9. Here is the soultion to everyone's problem
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 11:30 AM
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10. I didn't even notice there was a difference until you just showed me
LOL....I'm never concerned about small shit like that. I didn't even know there were two different ways.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 11:54 AM
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11. You left out...
"sitting on the toilet tank".
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cestpaspossible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 12:07 PM
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12. Yeah
actually that's how I do it, but I wanted to force a choice.

I actually don't even have a tp roll holder in my bathroom. But if I did, the roll would be under. Easier to tear off that way. Seems like when I use an 'over' roll I have a tendency to accidentally pull off several yards of tp.


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cestpaspossible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 04:35 PM
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13. It's a blowout
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