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DS1

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Sun May-29-05 03:27 PM
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I'm sorry everyone.

I haven't lived up to my inherent British Assholishness potential.

From now on read all my posts here in a British accent.

That is all. You may continue to go about your business, you sorry sack of talentless wankers.

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Beware the Beast Man

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Sun May-29-05 03:28 PM
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1. Bugger off, then!

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DS1

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Sun May-29-05 03:29 PM
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2. Fack off, tosser!

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yvr girl

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Sun May-29-05 03:30 PM
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3. I tend to argue in a British accent

It just sounds smarter.

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DS1

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Sun May-29-05 03:32 PM
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4. I've been thinking about this

Fox seems to think that British people have some sort of an authority (you're reading this as spoken by a Brit, right?) on what is and isn't good. If it's not some losers trying to get a worthless record contract it's shitty Chef's trying to impress a Brit (HA!) with their vomitous cooking abilities.

Wanker.

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Shrubhater

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Sun May-29-05 03:58 PM
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17. I'm reading your posts as if Stewie Griffin is talking.

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xultar

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Sun May-29-05 03:32 PM
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5. Did'cha 'ear this bloak ovah 'ere? A yank fakin!!!

:rofl:

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DS1

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Sun May-29-05 03:34 PM
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7. Com ova ere and I'll wank ya right up yer ass

Edited on Sun May-29-05 03:35 PM by DS1

:grr:

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jus_the_facts

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Sun May-29-05 03:33 PM
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6. Well you're a malicious bastid....

.....just you post that Frist Cat Photo again MISTER and it's...

....for YOU! :evilgrin:

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DS1

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Sun May-29-05 03:34 PM
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8. How did you know I was a member of the Masons?

Wanker.

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jus_the_facts

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Sun May-29-05 03:55 PM
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13. Heh....

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JimmyJazz

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Sun May-29-05 03:48 PM
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9. Erm....There's only one slight problem....

You don't HAVE a British accent.

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matcom

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Sun May-29-05 03:48 PM
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10. your drunk

freak

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DS1

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Sun May-29-05 03:50 PM
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11. You figured me out

You fucking bastard!

Right!

That's the last time I reply to you, you fuck!

Don't make me drag out the nuclear option!

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matcom

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Sun May-29-05 03:54 PM
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12. cap YO ASS

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DS1

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Sun May-29-05 03:57 PM
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15. BRING IT

BITCH TANK LIBERAL MOTHERFUCKER! BRING IT! YOUR GUIDANCE TECH DON'T HAVE SHIT ON ME!!!!!

YEAH I MAY SITTING AROUND IN ALUMUNUM, BUT YOU CAN'T HIT A STATIONARY BARN

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matcom

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Sun May-29-05 03:58 PM
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18. your about to get fucked up the ass

120mm style :D

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jus_the_facts

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Sun May-29-05 04:00 PM
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21. LMAO......

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DS1

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Sun May-29-05 04:21 PM
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23. AHHAHAHAHHAH

Give me your 12 centimeters HARD!

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Zuni

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Sun May-29-05 03:55 PM
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14. I'll yeild to the request of the right honourable limey asshole from MASS

Edited on Sun May-29-05 03:55 PM by Zuni

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Now go fuck off, you bleedin' tosser

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DS1

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Sun May-29-05 03:57 PM
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16. You?

You suck.

Wanker.

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Zuni

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Sun May-29-05 03:59 PM
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19. Sod off, tosser

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Placebo

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Sun May-29-05 04:00 PM
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20. Don't be a git.

Cheeky cockney bollocks, Guv!

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Deja Q

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Sun May-29-05 04:02 PM
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22. Well, wank us hard then and maybe we'll learn some talent!

The British vernacular rocks. :D

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