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Sierra925 Donating Member (20 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 09:25 AM
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Condom Island ???


Condom Island--?
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This is rather unbelievable, but true! (source: www.unknowncountry.com)


A huge floating reef made up of millions of disposed condoms has been discovered in the mid Pacific. The condom mass is two miles long, up to sixty feet deep, and in places so tightly compressed that a small plane could be landed on it.

The mass was discovered by the Australian Oceanographic Laboratory Outpost on Macquarie Island in the South Pacific. Scientists there explained that the accumulation, which consists almost exclusively of condoms, is explained by a principle of physics called "like aggregation." Like aggregation is caused by the massing of similar objects due to ocean currents and winds, the response of the objects to the earth's magnetic field, and other factors.

The tendency of dust to clump and mass in a house or under a bed is explained by the same principle.

The Australian scientists are mapping the reef by satellite because it is a serious marine hazard. The world disposes of an estimated 300 million condoms a year.

Art credit: http://www.freeimages.co.uk
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prole_for_peace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 09:30 AM
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1. that is an island i do NOT want to visit.
ewww....
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Gildor Inglorion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 09:46 AM
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2. Fascinating....
I wonder if this could be an opportunity for recycling? Welcome to DU, by the way!

:hi:
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Kipling Donating Member (929 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 10:06 AM
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3. Bloody randy Aussies...
I dread to think what the water around this "island" might contain. You could probably get impregnated by swimming near it, actually. Interesting concept.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 10:37 AM
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4. How much longer before the free*ers
blame Clinton . . .?
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phantom power Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 11:06 AM
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5. They could recycle it for a "Dune" sequel!
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 03:15 PM
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6. How much do you bet there is another one made of socks out there?
Just the left-foot ones -- they have to go somewhere.

This 'Like Aggregation' could explain a lot of things...
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phantom power Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 03:16 PM
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7. Steer clear of "hypodermic needle island"
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NickB79 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 04:11 PM
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8. Is it inhabited by Sea-Men?
Thank you South Park :-)
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LSdemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 04:41 PM
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9. You should have put the article's title in the thread title:
"Vast Condom Horror in Pacific"
http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=4636
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muriel_volestrangler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 12:01 PM
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10. First sighted on the net in 1996
Google cache

then in 1998

I don't know what's more indestructible - condoms, or this dodgy urban legend about them. Come on people, do you really think condoms could magically collect together in the ocean in a solid lump? How many do you think it would take to build up something that big? Hint: a hell of a lot more than 300 million a year - even if we put them all in one place ourselves.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 12:06 PM
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11. even so
it's quite funny whether true or not. :rofl:
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DelawareValleyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 12:08 PM
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12. Sounds like a new Fox reality show.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 12:20 PM
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13. Is this the Earth's way of saying "We're fucked"?
If so...

:hide:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 12:27 PM
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14. I call Bullshit on this
no way. this wouldn't happen unless people made it this way
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 12:27 PM
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15. Don't they disintegrate?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 12:34 PM
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16. Only if you put oil-based lubricants on them...
They'll stay firm and fit with water-based ones...

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 01:08 PM
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17. SNOPED!
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 01:17 PM
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18. I'm rubber and you're glue...
Can't figure out why an airplane would want to land on this now mythical island...

Maybe it's the take off?
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