Question: What would you say to Bush...

If you saw him entering your building or walking past on the sidewalk? I'm assuming you have 5-10 seconds to think of something to shout out to him, and that he'd be surrounded by 25 men/women who are heavily armed and in foul moods (what kind of mood would you be in having to guard that moran all day?).

Would you get tongue-tied? Would you shout out a pithy slogan that encapsulates how you feel about a pet issue? Would you just give him the finger?

I'm asking the question because a poll would limit the potential responses...
(If you would say what someone else has already posted, please post as a reply to him/her and maybe we can avoid dupe answers...)

CHIMP BOY!!!

Chimp Boy.

Thanks for the laugh... I needed that today.
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but the temptation to yell, LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE would be almost overwhelming...

I'd point a bony finger and say : "I don't like you"

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or would talk about.
What's the point of talking politics with him, wouldn't do any good.
So I'd ask him to turn me on to his connection. He must still have a couple of good ones.

You only have 5-10 SECONDS as he's scurrying past you. There is no time to ask him why he traded Sammy Sosa...

Only 5 seconds? Guess I'd go with what they do in Washington Square Park... "Smoke? Smoke?" & hope they get it on camera if he went for it.

You both act like you are smoking crack.

I would not waste my breath. His is a closed mind and nothing I would say would penetrate that block of wood he calls a head.

I was thinking I'd probably just glare at him. If he saw me, he'd know what I was thinking and why. If he didn't see me, oh well...

You stepped in some shit...(of course I would mean one thing, and he would look at his shoe)

I'd turn to them and say, loud enough for Bush to hear, "hey, look at that. It's kind of like a president...only smaller."

If I were alone, I'd say "congratulations. You've done in three short years what all of America's enemies combined couldn't do in over a century. Way to go." He probably wouldn't get it, though.

Who was the guy in the Li'l Abner comic strip that was always giving people "double whammies"?

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... you incompetent fool.

nyah nyah nyah

"LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON - ONE TERM!!!"

(can't believe I didn't think of that earlier)

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...or snort it.

"Watch out for that falling safe!"

Okay, maybe enabling an alcoholic down that path of self-destruction is a bad thing, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
Put him on the sauce and get him to start pulling his frat boy antics.
Let's see the media ignore the when the POTUS is walking around with puke on his shirt.

Although it would also be quite tempting to just yell, "Fuck you!" Not too original, but it would feel good.