I was just within 20 feets of Dick Cheney

RobertSeattle

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Mon Jun-06-05 02:33 PM
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I was just within 20 feets of Dick Cheney

His motorcade was going south on 5th Avenue in Seattle while I was walking down the street. It happened so fast didn't have a chance to tell him he is "#1"... :evilgrin:

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fertilizeonarbusto

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Mon Jun-06-05 02:36 PM
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1. What?

And you didn't die from the smell of rot in the air? :evilgrin:

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Not_Giving_Up

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Mon Jun-06-05 02:36 PM
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2. Do you now feel as though you need a shower?

I would.

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MemphisTiger

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Mon Jun-06-05 02:37 PM
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3. Could you feel the cold presence of pure evil?

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Shoeempress

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Mon Jun-06-05 02:39 PM
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4. Are the decontamination units anywhere nearby or will you have to go

Edited on Mon Jun-06-05 02:39 PM by Shoeempress

home for a hot shower?

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KT2000

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Mon Jun-06-05 02:51 PM
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5. Did he look real?

or could you see the wires sticking out?

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mike_c

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Mon Jun-06-05 02:53 PM
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6. in the DAYLIGHT?

Those treatments they make from ten year old virgins must be giving him some protection.

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Arbustosux

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Mon Jun-06-05 04:25 PM
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7. Did his Limo look like one of those Wraiths

that so tortured Bilbo Baggins??

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u4ic

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Mon Jun-06-05 05:37 PM
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8. Can you still

see yourself in the mirror? :scared:

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dolo amber

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Mon Jun-06-05 05:39 PM
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9. I personally would have

washed off the vomit before posting on DU...but that's just me. :)

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VOX

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Mon Jun-06-05 06:27 PM
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10. If you're still nauseated after 24 hours, see your doctor.

You don't want to get dehydrated from "beast exposure." :evilgrin:

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Arugula Latte

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Mon Jun-06-05 06:51 PM
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11. Did he leave a slime trail of evil ooze?

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Initech

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Mon Jun-06-05 06:55 PM
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12. You should have given his limo the finger!

If he were that close to me, I would have given him a one-finger salute if you know what I mean!

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