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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 02:31 PM
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The "Pissants' Pissing Contest" CAPTION

Bush: "Me President, you Secretary...comprende?"
Gonzales: "Actually, I'm the Attorney General, sir."
Bush: "General, huh? Well, I'm boss o' the whole military, too."
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 02:33 PM
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1. "i remember when i tried to keep yer kind outta my state!
now you make me look good, but if i had it my way.... ooooo boooy..."

-LK
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 02:33 PM
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2. W: Hoo boy (trying to remember who he is talking to) nice uh.....
nice work trimming the shrubs there comPADre ;-)
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 02:34 PM
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3. W:I'll bet you are nervous with all these cops around huh? hehehe
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 02:35 PM
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4. too bad you aint af-ri-kan, tony and i are givin them a buttload o cash.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 02:35 PM
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5. W:Congratulations on winning the Spelling Bee
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MemphisTiger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 02:38 PM
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6. Shouldn't you be mowing my lawn right now?
Isn't that what all repulicans think of Mexicans?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 02:52 PM
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7. W: Well aren't you glad I liberated your country?
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