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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 03:11 PM
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Headlines we'd like to see. June 9th, 2005. (Nudist Edition)
Edited on Thu Jun-09-05 03:24 PM by Prag
I know "skip fox" usually does this. But, it's been awhile
and I miss them.

"Italian Speaking Nudist Striper Lactivists Protest at Local
Eatery."

(Edit: Needed to sex up the headline a mite.)
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 03:13 PM
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1. Bono and the Edge injure selves while simultaneously trying to look
in mirror at same time; Bono's vocal cords strained. Upcoming tour in doubt.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 03:20 PM
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2. "Italian Speaking Lactavists Storm Fried Chicken Restaurant."
Film at 11:00
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 03:21 PM
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3. WH Asks CIA to Convert Downing Street Minutes to Hours
Scott McCllean says "the President is committed to lower numbers."
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 03:22 PM
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4. Good one!
Cheers!
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 03:27 PM
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5. O'Reilly Loofahs Eleven Lithuanian Lactavists
Edited on Thu Jun-09-05 03:37 PM by MindPilot
Exclusive interview with Spongebob

More ummpf you say?
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 03:31 PM
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7. It's not working. =/
Needs more umpf...
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 03:27 PM
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6. "Body Parts Fall From Plane Into Crowded Nudist Colony."
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 03:33 PM
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8. Rush Limbaugh Injured in Nude Twister Altercation
Dozens of onlookers blinded.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 03:35 PM
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9. There!
That's it!

(That's also kind've gross... eeww!)
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DrDebug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 03:36 PM
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10. Bush discovers his third leg
Edited on Thu Jun-09-05 03:36 PM by DrDebug
Calls off the Iraq war and wants to spend the rest of his term playing with himself.
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